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Jessica Simpson Has An Incredible Body

By Wyatt Earp | November 16, 2009

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So says her sister, Ashlee. Well, I guess it’s better than hearing their father talk about Jessica’s terrific breasts. *shudder*

The Simpson ladies have been through their fair share of ups and downs this past year, but one thing they can always rely on? Each other.

In fact, Ashlee, who’s reportedly set to make her Broadway debut as Chicago’s Roxy this December following the wrap of her role on Melrose Place, is defending her big sis in the December issue of Women’s Health.

“My sister has an incredible body. I feel sorry for anyone who would judge her, because she’s one sexy lady,” the actress, 25, says of Jessica, who’s made headlines for her weight fluctuation. (H/T – )

Incredible body? Yeah, she won’t get any argument from me. She’s a hot mess, but she’s hot.

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Topics: Babes | 6 Comments »

6 Responses to “Jessica Simpson Has An Incredible Body”

  1. proof Says:
    November 16th, 2009 at 11:26 am

    If I told her so, would she hold it against me?
    (I know! Old joke!)

  2. metoo Says:
    November 16th, 2009 at 1:04 pm

    She’s great if you go for the empty headed, emotionally neurotic and incredibly needy type.

  3. Teetop Says:
    November 16th, 2009 at 1:41 pm

    Definately give her a tongue bath.

  4. Mark Says:
    November 16th, 2009 at 2:35 pm


  5. kaveman Says:
    November 16th, 2009 at 6:04 pm

    Eh, she’s all right I guess but noone is hotter than Janet Reno in a thong!


  6. Wyatt Earp Says:
    November 17th, 2009 at 1:11 pm

    Proof – Thank you, he’ll be here all week! Try the veal!

    MeToo – Strangely enough, I was voted Most Empty-Headed, Emotionally Neurotic and Incredibly Needy in high school!

    Teetop – About once an hour.

    Mark – I second that emotion.