By Wyatt Earp | September 9, 2009
This gentlemen, is the most important post you will ever read here. Well, after that post about “How to score with blue alien babes.”
For every woman expecting the earth to move, there are two with more practical motives.
From relieving boredom, to keeping the peace or curing a headache, women have sex for many reasons, but romance and passion come rather low on the list, a new book has revealed.
One woman even admitted to having sex just so her husband would take the trash out.
Oh. My. God! They talked to my wife!!!
“Research has shown most men find most women at least somewhat sexually attractive, whereas most women do not find most men sexually attractive at all,” said the authors of Why Women Have Sex, Cindy Meston and David Buss.
“Most men.” They really mean me here. I am really not sexually attractive at all. It’s okay, I know it, so I take it out on other women by teasing them until they develop an eating disorder.
“I have sex to relieve the boredom because it’s easier than fighting,” said one woman in the study. “Plus it gives me something to do.” (H/T – FOXNews)
They forgot to attribute that quote to the person who actually said it. Heh.