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Flashing Motorists: It’s Vampi-rific

By Wyatt Earp | September 13, 2009

vampire-diaries-divasPicture this little scenario: You’re driving down the road in Forsyth, Georgia, when you happen across four fabulous babes. Not only are these women uber-babes, but they are also actresses. And not only are they actresses, but they are uber-babe actresses . . . who are flashing passing motorists.

Is this the figment of Wyatt’s overactive – and sexed-up – imagination? Nope. It really happened, and it starred the actresses on the left.

Naturally, I was 2,000 miles away from the incident. Dang.

Drivers in Forsyth, Georgia got an eyeful on August 22 as they drove past the intersection as the shapely young stars were doing a promotional shoot.

Stars Nina Dobrev, 20, Candice Accola, 22, Kayla Ewell, 24, and Sara Canning, 22, all ended up sinking their teeth into some jail food after they were charged with disorderly conduct charges.

According to the police report from Monroe county Sheriff’s Department, Deputies Morgan and Jackson responded to a call at Rumble Road Bridge at 3.42 pm on August 22 after reports that several kids had been hanging and flashing from the bridge at the I -75 northbound intersection. (H/TFOXNews)

Wow, I’m sorry, but that’s hot. Why oh why couldn’t I have taken the test for Monroe Country Sheriff? The best views I get nowadays are obese women in multi-colored spandex – and the “flashing” is entirely accidental, what with all of the extra flesh squeezing out of their clothes.

Topics: Babes | 5 Comments »

5 Responses to “Flashing Motorists: It’s Vampi-rific”

  1. RT Says:
    September 13th, 2009 at 8:01 pm

    ***puts away the spandex***

    Some people just hold out hope that the ’80s will return.

  2. Wyatt Earp Says:
    September 13th, 2009 at 9:54 pm

    RT – “You, Flock of Seagulls, where’s the briefcase?”

  3. Becky Says:
    September 13th, 2009 at 11:29 pm

    Gross Wyatt…I now have that image in my head.

  4. John D Says:
    September 14th, 2009 at 10:48 am

    Before I read this post (and the linked news article), I had never even heard of the show. Now I’m tempted to check it out. You see, it’s like the man says: There’s no such thing as bad publicity.

  5. MeToo Says:
    September 14th, 2009 at 12:46 pm

    What makes you think the spandex flashing is “accidental”? Some of them know full well what they are doing and just don’t give a rodent’s hiney. Never mind that they are blinding some of us in the process. (Think Jack Nicholson in swim trunks for the women).