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Wednesday, September 30th, 2009September 30, 1776 – Washington Blames Militia For Problems In a letter to his nephew, Lund Washington, plantation manager of Mount Vernon, General George Washington writes on this day in 1776 of his displeasure with the undisciplined conduct and poor battlefield performance of the American militia. Washington blamed the Patriot reliance on the militia as [...]
More Lunacy From The Anti-Gun People
Wednesday, September 30th, 2009Read this article, and see if you can spot the completely irrational, anti-gun bartender. I’ll give you a hint: he makes an appearance in the first paragraph. I’ll give you another hint: his name is “Randy S.” No, that’s too obvious. Let’s go with “R. Shields.” Read on. PHOENIX — Bartender Randy Shields was serving [...]
It’s Funny When It Happens To Them
Wednesday, September 30th, 2009Tell me what’s wrong with this picture? Just two months after the world found out she was secretly married, Emmy Rossum’s husband is filing for divorce. Rossum, 23, married record producer Justin Siegel in February of 2008, less than two years ago. Siegel filed papers Friday in Los Angeles, citing irreconcilable differences. Siegel is seeking [...]
Appeals Court To Rather: Nice Try
Wednesday, September 30th, 2009What’s the frequency, Kenneth? Well from here, it looks like Danny Boy has a better chance of scoring with Hayden Panettiere than he does getting one red cent from CBS. It’s a shame, too, because Rather was a pioneer in the fake news business. Without him, we wouldn’t have The Daily Show, The Colbert Report, [...]
Philadelphia: Not A Good Place For Cats
Tuesday, September 29th, 2009Wow, last week some tool duct-taped a cat, and now they are throwing them off a bus. Philadelphia cats need their own version of Rosa Parks. A school bus driver threw three kittens to the curb in Port Richmond Monday morning, say witnesses and police. Police arrested the driver today on animal cruelty charges. The [...]
Andy Williams: Obama Following Marxist Theory
Tuesday, September 29th, 2009Wow, how bad is it when Andy freakin’ Williams starts attacking you? Seriously?? RT sent me this, and I laughed out loud when I read it. I mean, really, it’s Andy Williams! Who even knew Andy was still alive and kicking? Williams, a lifelong Republican whose hits include Moon River and Music To Watch Girls [...]
How Would You Like To Adopt A Whore?
Tuesday, September 29th, 2009For just pennies a day, you can sponsor a washed-up celebrity. What do you do when the checks stop coming in? That’s a question we might just be asking Pam Anderson, who is reportedly more than $1.2 million in debt, according to Star magazine. The blonde bombshell reportedly ran into trouble after she stiffed the [...]
Hollywood Unites Behind Child Rapist
Tuesday, September 29th, 2009You know those esteemed Hollywood types; for them, it’s all about the children. Except, of course, when the victim is a child. And the victim was raped. And the rapist is one of their own. You may want to break out the duct tape for this one. Allahpundit has the aneurysm-inducing story: Note well: No [...]
U.S. Military May Lift Submarine Ban
Monday, September 28th, 2009What’s long, hard, and full of seamen? A submarine, of course! Although that old joke may have to be re-worded to include sea-women if the Pentagon has its way. American military officials are reconsidering the ban on women serving aboard submarines, a decision that could “excite” some of our brave sailing men. WASHINGTON – Top [...]
Every Day Is Race Day
Monday, September 28th, 2009Okay, maybe not, but Saturday was definitely race day for Kyle and Erik, who experienced their first-ever NASCAR race. We spent the day with my friend Bill at Dover International Speedway at the NASCAR Nationwide Race. The Nationwide Series is the former Busch Series; kind of the NASCAR’s AAA farm system, and since the race [...]
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