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What The Muck?

By Wyatt Earp | August 23, 2009

Will someone please find US Admiral and ask him what the hell is going on in his state? I am dying to know more about this story.

WEST PALM BEACH, FL — There’s something lurking just under the surface of the Lake Worth Lagoon.

Greg Reynolds of recalls, “Channel marker ten is the first time we saw the unknown creature.” “I hollered out…and said what is that? We followed it, started taking video.”

This mysterious creature was caught on tape by the LagoonKeepers.

Don Serrano was with Reynolds. “I didn’t know what it was….I was like HEY LOOK! And we moved over and saw it. It was different, very different.”

“Little wakes and just kind of moving like this…real long ones too, just like that.”

Reynolds calls it, “The elusive muck monster!” (H/TWPTV)

Luckily for you, I found a better photo of the “Muck Monster” online, and figured you may like to see it. It’s below the fold:

Amy Winehouse At The Beach

Oh my God! It’s Amy Winehouse! Run for your lives!

Topics: WTF? | 12 Comments »

12 Responses to “What The Muck?”

  1. Kim Says:
    August 23rd, 2009 at 9:36 pm

    Do you have a bottle of eye bleach? I can’t see mine right now.

  2. RT Says:
    August 23rd, 2009 at 10:09 pm


  3. Strings Says:
    August 23rd, 2009 at 11:34 pm

    You COULD have warned us: NSFHV*

    Not Safe For Human Viewing

  4. Raptor Says:
    August 24th, 2009 at 12:17 am

    You, sir, are evil.

  5. Snigs Says:
    August 24th, 2009 at 7:37 am

    Actually, I was relieved when I saw the photo. I figured it would be Rosie O’donnell.

  6. Mrs. Crankipants Says:
    August 24th, 2009 at 7:43 am

    If Amy ever decides to bottle a perfume, remind me not to buy it.

  7. Sully Says:
    August 24th, 2009 at 7:49 am

    I would have sworn it was Rosie O’Donut out for a swim.

  8. Dennis Petty Says:
    August 24th, 2009 at 10:42 am

    Once upon a time I got on a plane from Vegas to KC. The lady sitting next to me was invegas at a tatoo convention. I finally had to make her stop showing me newer tatoo’s when she stood up and lifted her skirt. There was a limit to my curiosity. MUD

  9. Wyatt Earp Says:
    August 24th, 2009 at 11:50 am

    Kim – Corner cupboard, next to the duct tape.

    RT – Then my mission is completed.

    Strings – Sorry about that. She sure is a sight.

    Raptor – Thank you. Thank you very much.

    Snigs – Nah, I’ve gone to that well once too often.

    Mrs. Crankipants – “Eau de Toilet.”

    Sully – Or Michael Moore.

    Dennis – Yeah, and it stops below the Equator.

  10. MeToo Says:
    August 24th, 2009 at 1:51 pm

    She would make a great poster for birth control!

  11. nutzoid Says:
    August 25th, 2009 at 1:23 am

    She actually makes a good case for late term (104th trimester) abortion………..

  12. Assrot Says:
    August 25th, 2009 at 7:15 pm

    I live about 25 miles southwest of there. Them Lagoon Keepers are a bunch of old hippies that smoke more crack and drink more booze in a week than Amy Winehouse has in her entire life.

    These idiots probably saw a manatee (sea cow) and they think they have Florida’s version of the Loch Ness creature.

    Manatees are very common down here and especially in the warm Intracoastal Waterway that runs smack dab through the middle of Lake Worth Lagoon.

    Them dopeheads down here are always trying to draw attention to theirselves. It’s all BS Wyatt.