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Charlize Theron Hospitalized With Virus

By Wyatt Earp | July 11, 2009

Charlize Theron Pirate

Hey, don’t look at me, I was nowhere near the girl! Oh, and I’m clean, too. Just sayin’.

Charlize Theron was reportedly very sick after being admitted to hospital with a mystery and serious virus.

The Oscar-winning actress spent four nights in a Los Angeles hospital last week after contracting a painful stomach virus, reported the National Enquirer.

The Monster star is alleged to have suffered severe abdominal pains, which she attributed to food poisoning.

According to the National Enquirer, doctors ran a series of tests and diagnosed Theron with a serious virus, thought to have been contracted during her travels overseas. (H/TFOXNews)

Ya know what would have prevented this illness? NOT GOING OVERSEAS TO VISIT THOSE LOSER COUNTRIES!

Charlize Theron

Just some free advice from everyone’s favorite gunslinger.

Topics: Babes | 7 Comments »

7 Responses to “Charlize Theron Hospitalized With Virus”

  1. cbullitt Says:
    July 11th, 2009 at 1:23 pm

    She is awesomeness personified–as long as she doesn’t open her mouth about carbon footprints and other AGW hooey.
    There is one thing she could open it for, virus or no.

  2. Ambulance Driver Says:
    July 11th, 2009 at 2:32 pm

    Even with her goofy politics, I’d boil her underwear and drink the broth.

  3. Lergnom Says:
    July 11th, 2009 at 4:55 pm

    Obviously not a Philly gal – if you drink Philly water all your life, you’re pretty much unkillable.

  4. Alan B Says:
    July 12th, 2009 at 5:36 am

    Anyone know which were the “loser countries” she’s been to?

    It always seems to be the “serious viruses” that cause the problems. Someone ought to introduce her to the happy, fun, light-hearted viruses for a change.

  5. Woody Says:
    July 12th, 2009 at 9:58 am

    She needs to be in my Babes section. Thanks for the reminder Wyatt… you’re an oak.

  6. Woody Says:
    July 12th, 2009 at 9:59 am

    I’d boil her underwear and drink the broth.


  7. Wyatt Earp Says:
    July 13th, 2009 at 12:10 am

    cbullitt – Yeah, she’s much better seen and not heard.

    AD – You sir, are a great American!!!

    Lergnom – Bottoms up, man!

    Alan B – I know she’s been to Africa lots of times, but she’s from South Africa, so . . .

    Woody – Just doing my job, sir.