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Sabrina The Teenage Bitch

By Wyatt Earp | June 4, 2009


Good Lord, this broad needs a tall, cool glass of Shut The Hell Up!

Melissa Joan Hart should learn to keep her voice down.

The former “Sabrina the Teenage Witch” star was overheard off-camera at KTLA in Los Angeles on Friday saying how she’d been hoping last week that cancer- stricken Farrah Fawcett wouldn’t die — and thus bump Hart off the cover of People magazine.

Hart is on this week’s cover posing in a bikini after recently losing 42 pounds. (H/T - FOXNews)

And apparently, none of the weight was lost from her fat head.

(Oh, and since Doghouse mentioned it, here’s the cover in question.)


Topics: WTF? |

7 Responses to “Sabrina The Teenage Bitch”

  1. Wes S. Says:
    June 4th, 2009 at 12:20 am

    Another contestant for that all-expenses-paid trip to DisneyFist, methinks…

  2. K Says:
    June 4th, 2009 at 2:49 am

    I used to love Sabrina the Teenage Witch years ago. It’s a shame to hear that she is not exactly the world’s friendliest person.

  3. Jon Brooks Says:
    June 4th, 2009 at 9:31 am

    Notice the picture has her posed to avoid showing the ugly stretch marks from 42 lbs of belly fat.

  4. Deanna Says:
    June 4th, 2009 at 11:26 am

    Didn’t stop you from putting a half naked picture of her to illustrate your point!

  5. Doghouse Says:
    June 4th, 2009 at 12:14 pm

    I get it Deanna - “illustrating” the point!

    Hey, we had to see the potential cover so we could understand her point of view!

  6. Wyatt Earp Says:
    June 4th, 2009 at 2:04 pm

    Wes S - Now boarding!

    K - She seems to be a selfish little brat, but what do I know?

    Jon - The top picture is before she became Gigantor. The bottom one is the cover in question.

    Deanna - Just trying to help my dyslexic readers!

    Doghouse - See? I knew you’d come to my defense!

  7. Alan B Says:
    June 4th, 2009 at 2:22 pm

    “What kills the skunk is the publicity it gives itself.” - Abraham Lincoln