By Wyatt Earp | April 11, 2009
Sadly, the only people who would be interested are white trash beauty queens like Monica Lewinsky, Paula Jones, and Gennifer Flowers. Considering their “vast” amount of wealth, they can bring about a total of $45.
Hillary Clinton is so eager to pay off her campaign debt, she’s resorted to selling her husband — for a day, anyway.
So, the Hill-dabeast finally found out something Bill is good at – being a whore.
The secretary of state’s long-gone presidential campaign still is trying to pay off a steep debt and has launched a new fundraising pitch urging donors to give money and compete for the chance to win one of three “exclusive prizes.”
The most exclusive prize? A day of “adventure” in the Big Apple with former President Bill Clinton.
The trip to the Free Clinic is not included, however.
“A truly once in a lifetime chance: you and a guest will spend a day with President Clinton and a weekend of fun filled adventure in New York,” the online promo says.
The other prizes are nothing to sneeze at either. One lucky winner and a guest with attend the “American Idol” season finale. The other gets a flight to Washington, D.C., for a weekend in the nation’s capital, complete with a lunch with Democratic strategists and Clinton loyalists James Carville and Paul Begala. (H/T – FOXNews)
James Carville AND Paul Begala? Somebody pinch me! Curiously enough, second prize is a thirty-minute lunch with Carville and Begala. Third prize is a two-hour lunch with The Boring Brothers.