A Really Late Movie Review
By Wyatt Earp | April 5, 2009
So, I stopped by Captain America’s humble abode last night to see his new Man Cave - replete with a 50″ HDTV, and to see his new back room. It’s kickass! Any hoo, we were discussing current events and the stock market - Translated: hot broads and beer - when he decided to show off his new TV and surround system. The film du jour? The Bourne Identity.
Yes, we were the only two people on Earth who haven’t seen it.
The film stars Matt Damon (“Matt. Damon.”), Franka Potente (below), and Julia Stiles (above), and tells the story of Jason Bourne, a man who cannot remember his dangerous past. It’s good stuff and has all of the elements that guys love: Guns, fight scenes, car chases, and hot babes.
I thoroughly enjoyed this movie, and despite Damon’s politics, I thought he was terrific. I heard good things about the two sequels, which the good Captain also owns. Perhaps we’ll watch them soon, as well.
“Everyone loves a German girl.” I wholeheartedly agree.
Did I mention that I really like Franka Potente and Julia Stiles?
April 5th, 2009 at 7:17 am
No your not. I have not seen it.Due to back problems theater seats cuase lots of pain.
April 5th, 2009 at 10:39 am
If you are a book reader Wyatt, the Bourne books are good too.
April 5th, 2009 at 11:21 am
I swear that thatpicture made my hard drive spin up and the picture locked there until I got eyestrain and had to drop the battery out of my laptop to get it restarted. I have enjoyed the Borne series of movies. I did get almost carsick in the Mini Minor scenes in Paris. MUD
April 5th, 2009 at 3:01 pm
Re: your request for all things Jessica Biel. How about stripper practice?
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April 5th, 2009 at 8:06 pm
Wyatt… welcome to 2002. The entire Bourne series is fabulous.
Julia Stiles is SO incredibly fine. May have to make her a babe of the day soon.
April 5th, 2009 at 10:24 pm
Good times dude, good times. Dude, I firmly believe you can generate a blog post from just about anything.
Rick may I suggest a man cave? I highly recommend one. Good for just about anything that ails ya.
April 5th, 2009 at 10:44 pm
I love those movies! The chase scene in the first one is just intensely fun to watch!
April 6th, 2009 at 10:34 pm
Rick - Rent it. It’s a keeper.
AJ - Alas, I don’t know how to read.
MUD - That was a terrific scene. Good stuff!
cbullitt - BOING!
Woody - Yeah, I know. I feel much shame for missing the series.
Captain - It is the place to be. We’ll have to watch the sequels there soon.
RT - Agreed. The Captain pointed out Clive Owen as one of the assassins. Awesome.