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Salma Hayek Reportedly Marries Frog

By Wyatt Earp | February 17, 2009



Okay, she actually married a Frenchman, but what’s the difference?

PARIS – Salma Hayek picked a most romantic time and place to get married: Valentine’s Day in Paris. The Mexican-born actress wed French magnate Francois-Henri Pinault in a civil ceremony Saturday at the City Hall in Paris’ chic 6th arrondissement, according to an official there.

The wedding was a small affair, said the official, who was speaking on condition of anonymity, in accordance with policy.

Hayek’s spokeswoman, Cari Ross, confirmed in an e-mail Monday that the marriage had taken place in Paris Saturday. No further details were provided. (H/T - )

A French guy, Salma? Really? Why not just tear my heart out of my chest and serve it with escargot?

<i>God, I love the color pink!</i>

God, I love the color pink!

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13 Responses to “Salma Hayek Reportedly Marries Frog”

  1. Sully Says:
    February 17th, 2009 at 7:07 am

    OMG that’s horrible!!!!!! I knew I felt a disturbance in the force a few days ago.

  2. Rick Says:
    February 17th, 2009 at 8:56 am

    The drifference between a frog and a Frenchman is one is green. And the other yellow.

  3. MUD Says:
    February 17th, 2009 at 9:33 am

    Selma is one sexy young thing. I wish them the best. She can star in my movie anytime she wishes. MUD

  4. Doghouse Says:
    February 17th, 2009 at 10:31 am

    Correction: she married a RICH Frenchman. Makes a world of difference in terms of understanding.

  5. Tom Jones Says:
    February 17th, 2009 at 11:36 am

    When she kisses him, he DOES NOT turn into a prince!

  6. Woody Says:
    February 17th, 2009 at 3:22 pm

    She looks scrumptious in the pink. I may have to borrow that pic for my blog Wyatt.

  7. Timmeehh Says:
    February 17th, 2009 at 6:37 pm

    So a gold digging mexican whore marries a frog, who gives a shit!

  8. USA_Admiral Says:
    February 17th, 2009 at 7:06 pm

    I think the first picture you posted has been the nicest one evah, well, at least as long as I have been lurkin and commenting. A story like this makes me think there might be something hot chicks dig about surrender monkeys.

  9. Alan B Says:
    February 17th, 2009 at 7:45 pm

    I am curious as to what Americans have against the French. I understood Americans held in high regard French military heroes like the Comte de Rochambeau & the Marquis de Lafayette who played an important part in your revolution against us Brits.

    I can understand the English having a bone to pick with the French (although, perhaps, the Scots might disagree). But Americans …?

  10. Woody Says:
    February 17th, 2009 at 7:55 pm

    Sure the Frenchy’s helped in the Revolution and the War of 1812, but throughout modern times they’ve been either a burden or a hinderance. Denying our bombers flyover rights when attacking Libya. Impeding many of our motions at the UN. Trying to legislate our entertainment products out of their country. Etc. etc.

    Screw France!

  11. Sssteve Says:
    February 17th, 2009 at 8:24 pm

    Timmeehh, I almost choked, that was funny!

  12. Alan B Says:
    February 19th, 2009 at 6:52 am

    Fair enough, Woody.

  13. Wyatt Earp Says:
    February 19th, 2009 at 3:27 pm

    Sully - The force, or your pants?

    Rick - Good call.

    MUD - And she won’t even need a stunt butt.

    Doghouse - Good point. If she married a street mime, I would have been really upset.

    Tom Jones - But if she kisses me, I’ll turn into the artist formerly known as Prince.

    Woody - Have at it

    Timmeehh - Nice!

    Admiral - Yeah, I thought that was a decent shot, too. Hot, but not skanky.

    Alan B - Check our history after the Revolution. They were dead to me when they named a Paris street after cop-killer Mumia abu-Jamal.

    Woody - Thank you for explaining. Didn’t have the time or the energy this week.