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Korean Fails Driving Test 771 Times

By Wyatt Earp | February 5, 2009

And naturally, the terrible driver is a woman . . . and an Asian!

(Please send hate mail care of Wyatt Earp, Philadelphia, Pennsylvania.)

SEOUL, South Korea — One could say she has the determination … but lacks the drive.

A 68-year-old South Korean woman this week signed up to take her driving test once again — after failing to earn a license the first 771 times.

Good Lord, it only took me 541 times! This broad is one pathetic loser!

The woman, identified only as Cha, first took the written portion of the exam in April 2005, said Choi Young-cheol of the Driver’s License Agency in the southwestern city of Jeonju.

She failed the test. She retook the test the next day and failed again. And again. And again.

The office estimates she has spent more than 4 million won ($2,888) in exam fees.

Cha’s last failed attempt was Monday. She tries for the 772nd time either Thursday or Friday. (H/T - CNN)

I, for one, wish her luck. Of course, if she passes the test this time, we can expect to see this on the highways and bi-ways of Korea:

Oh, come on, lighten up! It’s a joke!

Topics: Evil = Funny |

17 Responses to “Korean Fails Driving Test 771 Times”

  1. John D Says:
    February 5th, 2009 at 11:36 am

    “If at first you don’t succeed, try again. Then quit. No use being a damn fool about it.”

    -W.C. Fields

  2. Wyatt Earp Says:
    February 5th, 2009 at 11:39 am

    John D - It’s wise in its way.

  3. Sully Says:
    February 5th, 2009 at 12:15 pm

    Can this woman even read?… She should have passed the written test by accident given that many tries.

    I think its time to waive the exam fee on this one and sell tickets to watch her take the written and road exam.

    T-Shirts would make a fortune…. “I was there when Cha passed!!”

    This is the William Hung of driving.

  4. Sully Says:
    February 5th, 2009 at 12:16 pm

    Better yet, the Ed Wood!!!

  5. USA_Admiral Says:
    February 5th, 2009 at 1:37 pm

    She could be an Obama supporter too.

  6. Bloviating Zeppelin Says:
    February 5th, 2009 at 1:41 pm

    It’s no joke. One of my EVOC instructors was almost killed when a civilian (non-sworn) student veered a full 30′ off the coned run-up ramp, through the cones, past a metal pole and into my instructor’s legs. He survived only by, at the last second, jumping UP onto the hood of the car, smashing the windshield. She said, quote: “I guess I looked at him (my instructor) too much.”

    Asian. Female.


  7. AJ Says:
    February 5th, 2009 at 3:16 pm

    Hey Wyatt,
    Good to see you’re still as politically correct and sensitive as ever. :)
    I’m back and posting again, albeit on a different URL.
    -AJ, the formerly anti-hippie

  8. Southern Girl Says:
    February 5th, 2009 at 3:25 pm

    you’re all such men…

    I like how the Guy likes to talk trash about my driving–yet HE’S the one that always veers off the road.

    Can’t defend being Asian, though…as I’m not.

    My only problem w/ driving is my rage. Other than that, I’m a great driver. :)

  9. Morgan Says:
    February 5th, 2009 at 3:30 pm

    If at first you don’t succeed, try, try again. Whoever said obviously wasn’t thinking of 771 times, but then again, try telling that to Thomas Edison.

  10. Mrs. Crankipants Says:
    February 5th, 2009 at 3:38 pm

    Practice makes perfect!

  11. Randal Graves Says:
    February 5th, 2009 at 3:48 pm

    I wonder what Asian Reporter Trisha Takanawa has to say about this.

  12. Wyatt Earp Says:
    February 5th, 2009 at 4:08 pm

    Sully - The William Hung of driving. Brilliant!

    Admiral - Hope, Change, Egg Rolls! (Oh yeah, I’m going to Hell.)

    BZ - I am shocked and appalled. Heh.

    AJ - After two years, it’s about damned time!

    Southern Girl - My wife said that the second I was sworn in I started driving like an old bitty.

    Morgan - Even Thomas Edison would call this broad a dope.

    Mrs. Crankipants - Well, she certainly has had a lot of practice.

    Randal - She is supposed to appear during Ollie Williams Black-u-weather forecast. “It gonna rain!”

  13. Old NFO Says:
    February 5th, 2009 at 4:55 pm

    On one hand, pretty pathetic, on the other, at least she is still trying. Most would have given up and just be driving without a licsense anyway…

  14. AJ Lynch Says:
    February 5th, 2009 at 5:23 pm

    Great Family guy clip Wyatt. LMAO.

  15. Snigs Says:
    February 5th, 2009 at 6:18 pm

    I think several of her cousins are taking the same online college math course I’m taking…

  16. Loaded Dice in Vegas Says:
    February 5th, 2009 at 9:51 pm

    In Nevada she would be an Asian star.

  17. Wyatt Earp Says:
    February 6th, 2009 at 6:33 pm

    Old NFO - We call those people “Philadelphians.”

    AJ - I like it.

    Snigs - If they’re Asians, they’re probably kicking ass!

    LDIV - She so horny!