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Becks! Becks, Come Back!

By Wyatt Earp | February 7, 2009


David and Victoria Beckham are leaving Los Angeles. And the media couldn’t care less.

LOS ANGELES – Maybe it was Posh’s hair, her high-fashion style, the meager five goals from David or simply a lack of time.

But after the excitement over the arrival in Los Angeles of British soccer star David Beckham and his wife, Victoria (”Posh Spice”), almost two years ago, the Hollywood celebrity scene is shedding few tears over their expected departure.

“Their impact was hugely anti-climactic for me,” said Ted Casablanca, online columnist for celebrity show E! “Hollywood should have kept Posh and Becks as a fantasy, because in reality they didn’t pan out.” (H/T - )

If it makes a difference, I will miss them terribly. Okay, maybe not them, but I will miss Victoria. She is such a dirty slob. God, how I love her!


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6 Responses to “Becks! Becks, Come Back!”

  1. Ky Person Says:
    February 7th, 2009 at 5:23 am

    Good riddance. If Beckham couldn’t kick a ball, he’d be just another tattooed punk with bad taste in clothes. As for the Mrs…..tits on a stick personified. The tabloid press in England is constantly giving her hell for her clothes. She “designed” a line of jeans that were such a success that they mostly ended up in the dump.
    And would it hurt her to smile? Nope, I don’t care for the pair of them.

  2. JumpOut Says:
    February 7th, 2009 at 9:52 am

    Well, the collective IQ of the US just gained a few points. Two less asshat celebs in this country, I just don’t see how that’s a bad thing.

  3. Alan B Says:
    February 7th, 2009 at 2:45 pm

    Just when I thought they would stay over with you …

  4. rightwingprof Says:
    February 8th, 2009 at 8:06 am

    As long as they’re not coming here.

  5. AJ Says:
    February 8th, 2009 at 11:43 pm

    She can haz cheezburger. Please.

    I’d be afraid I’d break her if things got… umm… ‘heated.’

  6. Wyatt Earp Says:
    February 9th, 2009 at 8:27 am

    Ky person - Beckham was one of the greatest soccer players ever. Notice how I write “was.”

    JumpOut - Country got a litttle less hot, though.

    Alan B - No such luck, huh?

    Prof - No, we don’t need any more knuckleheads in PA.

    AJ - But it would be great cleaning up the mess.