By Wyatt Earp | January 26, 2009
Well, you just have to hand it to those Canadians: They sure know how to perpetuate a crime.
Of course, the man involved is not exactly Hannibal Lecter, but he may be a huge admirer of Jimmy Carter . . .
OTTAWA – A Canadian man has been charged with assault using peanut oil he allegedly smeared on a car door handle to make his allergic former fiancee ill, police said Friday.
Police in Burlington on the shores of Lake Ontario said the 49-year-old woman became sick after touching her car door handle and was treated for an allergic reaction to nuts at a nearby medical clinic.
She suffered no serious lasting effects. (H/T - )
Heh, heh, the woman is allergic to nuts. Maybe that’s why the engagement didn’t last?
Oh yeah, I’m going to Hell.
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