By Wyatt Earp | December 24, 2008
How’s that for a title?
Wow, stealing a baby Jesus from a live manger scene? That’s a certain express ticket to Hell.
Where’s the Swedish Bikini Team when you need a mystery solved?
STOCKHOLM – Officials in Sweden pleaded Tuesday for the return of a baby Jesus stolen from a life-size nativity scene outside a hotel in the southern Swedish town of Joenkoeping, in the country’s bible belt no less.
“We’ll forgive them but then we really want to get this baby Jesus back,” Curt Ankarberg, who is responsible for the manger, told Swedish Radio.
Ankarberg said he suspected a group of teenagers had swiped the Jesus for kicks, and appealed to their Christmas conscience. (H/T - )
The worst part is that the teenage bastards probably took it and tossed it somewhere. And they did it two days before Christmas.
If and when they are caught, I suggest we crucify them on Good Friday.
What??? I’m just sayin’.
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