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Swedish Savior Sans Swaddling Sash Swiped

By Wyatt Earp | December 24, 2008

baby-jesusHow’s that for a title?

Wow, stealing a baby Jesus from a live manger scene? That’s a certain express ticket to Hell.

Where’s the Swedish Bikini Team when you need a mystery solved?

STOCKHOLM – Officials in Sweden pleaded Tuesday for the return of a baby Jesus stolen from a life-size nativity scene outside a hotel in the southern Swedish town of Joenkoeping, in the country’s bible belt no less.

“We’ll forgive them but then we really want to get this baby Jesus back,” Curt Ankarberg, who is responsible for the manger, told Swedish Radio.

Ankarberg said he suspected a group of teenagers had swiped the Jesus for kicks, and appealed to their Christmas conscience. (H/T - )

The worst part is that the teenage bastards probably took it and tossed it somewhere. And they did it two days before Christmas.

If and when they are caught, I suggest we crucify them on Good Friday.

What??? I’m just sayin’.

Topics: WTF? |

4 Responses to “Swedish Savior Sans Swaddling Sash Swiped”

  1. The British Bird Says:
    December 24th, 2008 at 8:20 am

    I just popped in to personally wish you a Merry Christmas! posted some funnies on my page I am sure you will enjoy..

    The bird

  2. Diller Says:
    December 24th, 2008 at 8:24 am

    Love your sense of justice. Merry Christmas, Wyatt…..and to all the other readers also.

  3. Doghouse Says:
    December 24th, 2008 at 11:02 am

    I want Jesus to speak to them through the baby.

    Hey, he did it through a donkey …

  4. Wyatt Earp Says:
    December 24th, 2008 at 3:23 pm

    TBB - Merry Christmas to you and yours, deary!

    Diller - And to you, as well! I like ironic justice. It suits me.

    Doghouse - That would be awesome. Set the punks straight, all right!