By Wyatt Earp | December 23, 2008
Mental note: Never go to Brighton, Michigan. They probably have a dozen warrants out for me there.
BRIGHTON, Mich. — Since when did being annoying become a crime? Since Brighton City Council approved a public conduct code Monday night, which includes fining someone up to $500 for being annoying.
One section of the bill reads, “It shall be unlawful for a person to engage in a course of conduct or repeatedly commit acts that alarm or seriously annoy another person and that serve no legitimate purpose.”
The bill also states it’s unlawful for anyone to insult, accost, molest or otherwise annoy any person in public.
Brighton officials said the ordinance would be subjective and the call will be made by police officers. (H/T - WDIV Detroit)
Easily Lost sent this to me. I guess she’s afraid I’ll be arrested . . . or hopeful. I am, however, personally sending the following people airline tickets to Brighton:
1. Billy Mays
2. Captain America
3. Ty Pennington
4. The “ShamWow” Guy
5. The cast of Jon & Kate Plus 8
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