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Babes Of The 50 States

By Wyatt Earp | August 27, 2008

The problem with the Babes of the 50 States is that eventually, you’re gonna find a state with a weak history of babe-dom. Alaska is that state. Thankfully, I think I found a babe that will meet the parameters: Jewel Kilcher.

Although Jewel was born in Payson, Utah, she grew up in Homer, Alaska. That qualifies her as an Alaskan to me. Enjoy!

Good grief, that outfit is hot.

Good grief, that outfit is hot.

EDITOR’S NOTE: By popular demand, here is another Alaskan hottie: Governor Sarah Palin:

<i>Hot and deadly.</i>

Hot and deadly.

Topics: Babes |

10 Responses to “Babes Of The 50 States”

  1. Sully Says:
    August 27th, 2008 at 7:05 am

    You found a real gem there.

  2. GroovyVic Says:
    August 27th, 2008 at 8:49 am

    Oh please. You put on a corset and tell me how hot it is.


  3. Bloviating Zeppelin Says:
    August 27th, 2008 at 9:16 am

    Their governor is a helluva lot better looking than mine in Fornicalia.


  4. Earl Says:
    August 27th, 2008 at 9:25 am

    Go to Alaska, and all the women will start to look hot, although this one would be that way anywhere. You just don’t appreciate fasting (denial) enough, way too many women in your life - slow down there!

  5. -->Doghouse --> Says:
    August 27th, 2008 at 11:44 am

    Interesting which finger she has gloved! Got to be some meaning behind that.

  6. fuzzysdad01 Says:
    August 27th, 2008 at 12:51 pm

    What a Babe.

  7. USA_Admiral Says:
    August 27th, 2008 at 2:22 pm

    You are doing great with this.

  8. Telebush Says:
    August 27th, 2008 at 4:43 pm

    Great site and I’m enjoying the Babes of the 50 states; but, here is a head about about Jewel. Everyone in Alaska hates her and for the most part the radio stations won’t play her music. Here’s why: She started in Homer, a small little drinking town with a fishing problem (First murder since 1989 was this morning). She moved to California and made it big then said she was from Los Angeles, not Homer. Then she made plans to come up and play at the State Fair - At the last minute she canceled to go tour Europe with some other band. She sucks, we hate her.
    As for finding another babe up here… good luck. They are very few and far between.

  9. Wyatt Earp Says:
    August 27th, 2008 at 5:16 pm

    Sully - It was difficult. Not many famous babes hail from Alaska.

    GroovyVic - Or better yet: you do it and send me the pics. Ha!

    BZ - Boy, you have that right!

    Earl - It’s like that in the PPD. Very few attractive ones, so you “bump up” ones that you wouldn’t ordinarily look at.

    Doghouse - I think that’s an invitation for me!

    FD - Absolutely.

    Admiral - Thank you. It’s fun, rewarding work. Heh.

    Telebush - I did not know that. My apologies.

  10. The Duck Says:
    August 29th, 2008 at 11:46 am

    Should have picked Sarah Palin