Archive for June, 2008
« Previous EntriesGreat Moments In Teenage Bimbo History
Monday, June 30th, 2008So, I am out walking my usual five-mile trek and I catch up with some teenage broads. They’re kinda cute and I glance over at them . . . until they ruin it by opening their mouths. This is their exact conversation (at least the part I heard): Blonde Bimbo: “Ahh!” Brunette Bimbo: “What is [...]
Military Seeks Death For USS Cole Suspect
Monday, June 30th, 2008Good. Hang ‘em high. WASHINGTON (CNN) — The U.S. military will seek the death penalty against Abd al-Rahim al-Nashiri, making him the first person charged in the United States for the 2000 attack on the USS Cole, an Air Force general said Monday. Al-Nashiri, who is being held by the U.S. military at Guantanamo Bay, [...]
Monday, June 30th, 2008This is a photo taken on Christmas night, 2007: one week before our blogger weight loss competition began. Left to right are Randal Graves, our sister Allison, and some fat bastard named Wyatt Earp. In this eye-bleach-demanding image, I weighed in at a disgusting 236 pounds (standing at 5’9″). For some reason, I had no [...]
Cowboys And Chinamen
Monday, June 30th, 2008You may not find a better “Work Time-Waster” than this game. It’s a blast and not too difficult. You’ll thank me later. Click to Play! (H/T – Cowboy Blob)
The Summer Olympics: Very “Gay”
Monday, June 30th, 2008This is reason #147 why the Summer Olympics suck. Tyson Gay won the 100 metres at the U.S. Olympic trials Sunday in Eugene, Ore., stopping the clock in a remarkable time of 9.68 seconds. The wind reading during the race was 4.1 metres per second, well over the allowable reading of 2.0 metres per second, [...]
What Time Is It?
Sunday, June 29th, 2008Nice tight butt, Wyatt! GAME TIME! In two short hours, I’ll be back in my happy place: the ice rink. It’s our last game of the regular season, and after last week’s infuriating forfeit, I am chomping at the bit to get out and play some hockey. I’ve got a lot of energy since I [...]
A Really Crappy Story
Sunday, June 29th, 2008And, for once, it has nothing to do with my writing. Ha! Let me preface this with a quote from Monty Python’s Flying Circus: “What’s brown and sounds like a bell? Dung!“ BERLIN (Reuters) A woman trying to make “manure bombs” using stockings, slipped into a slurry tank and fled the scene naked, German police [...]
Russian Model Dead After Apparent Suicide
Sunday, June 29th, 2008I don’t understand this at all. NEW YORK CITY – June 28, 2008 (WPVI) — Reports out of New York indicate a young model has plunged to her death. The reports claim that model Ruslana Korshunova, 20, plunged out of her lower Manhattan apartment in New York City onto the street below during mid-afternoon Saturday. [...]
Bubba-licious Addresses The Nation
Saturday, June 28th, 2008Earlier this week, former President/Professional Groper Bill Clinton threw his support to Barack Obama. His wife, the Hill-dabeast soon followed suit, and the country grasped hands, stood in a circle, and sung the theme song from Barney. Is anyone else confused? This debacle was the perfect topic for this week’s article for Family Security Matters. [...]
Place Your Bets!
Saturday, June 28th, 2008“It’s dogs . . . and they’re playing poker!” It’s going to be a pretty good weekend. On Sunday night, my ice hockey team plays its last regular season game of the Spring/Summer League – after we had to forfeit last week’s game due to lack of players. Tonight, however, will be a blast. It’s [...]
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