Archive for May, 2006
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Wednesday, May 24th, 2006Hello, I am U.S. Representative William Jefferson (D-La). In today’s fast-pace, get-it-done-yesterday world, who has time to prepare fresh meals on a daily basis? Thankfully, the good folks at Tupperware can make it happen. We all know that Tupperware is the world’s leader in food storage products, but did you also know that it is [...]
Cinderella . . . Out Of Nowhere . . .
Tuesday, May 23rd, 2006Well, I have finally recovered from the Third Annual HHGR Golf Outing. All of the alcohol is out of my system, and after eleven hours of sleep last night, I think I am finally caught up. It takes a hell of a lot of energy to shoot two miserable rounds of 114 and 111, respectively. [...]
Frozen In Time
Tuesday, May 23rd, 2006Yesterday was Pandy’s last birthday – but she only told us today. Stop by and wish her, um, no happy returns, I guess?
Mmm . . . Chocolate!
Tuesday, May 23rd, 2006(From Yahoo!) NEW ORLEANS, Louisiana (AFP) – Embattled New Orleans Mayor Ray Nagin, who has faced sharp criticism for the city’s sluggish recovery from Hurricane Katrina nearly nine months ago, has narrowly defeated a well-heeled challenger to gain reelection. I was kidding when I said he should be re-elected. “This city is positioned for growth,” [...]
Exhausted
Monday, May 22nd, 2006I’m back, baby! Unfortunately, I was also fighting sleep while watching the season finale of 24. The episode was very good, but I am too wiped from the last two days to notice. New posts are coming tomorrow, I promise. Until then, I’m going to bed.
Fore! And Pour!
Sunday, May 21st, 2006Wyatt, Deathlok, and Vinnie on the links. The SYLG offices will be closed today and Monday in honor of a national holiday: our annual golf weekend at the Heritage Hills Golf Resort. I will be joining Deathlok, Vinnie, Fish, The Badger, Grimjack, and 140 of our closest friends in York, Pa for the outing. There [...]
Wanted For Fraud: Barry Bonds
Sunday, May 21st, 2006Babe, Bonds couldn’t hold your jumbo-sized beer. Baseball is officially dead to me. A few hours ago, Barry “Syringe” Bonds hit his 714th home run, tying the incomparable Babe Ruth for second on the all-time list. That sound you hear is baseball fans around the globe throwing up in their mouths a little. As angry [...]
A Horse Is A Horse, Of Course, Of Course
Sunday, May 21st, 2006Unless of course, the horse is named Barbaro. Today at The Preakness, the newest Triple Crown favorite pulled a Franklin Delano Roosevelt: it came up lame. The sound you hear is the gambling community (and Louie the Lock) simultaneously jumping off of bridges. Personally, I smirked at the news. Not because I wanted to see [...]
Stupid Questions
Saturday, May 20th, 2006Do you think the Board of Directors at the NHL and falling on their swords after seeing four small-market teams (Anaheim, Buffalo, Carolina, and Edmonton) make it to the playoff conference finals? Has anyone – besides me and Deathlok – ever seen The Boondock Saints? Watched it last night for the first time. Loved it! [...]
People I Hate
Friday, May 19th, 2006The Senate WASHINGTON – Whether English is America’s “national language” or its national “common and unifying language” was a question dominating the Senate immigration debate. “Common and unifying language?” What the hell is that??? The Senate first voted 63-34 to make English the national language after lawmakers who led the effort said it would promote [...]
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