Archive for February, 2006« Previous Entries
The Man posted a story today that made me rush for the duct tape. Seems that idiotic State Senator David Petersen (D – Harlem) wants to criminally charge police officers who use deadly force that was later deemed “unnecessary.” Of course, since this toad is on the New York gubernatorial ticket, he quickly flip-flopped after [...]
Remember to always use eye and ear protection. Maybe it’s the leather belly shirt. Maybe it’s the gun in each hand. I don’t know. I’m not a doctor. I do know that if the totality of Ultraviolet consists of this photo for two hours, it will still be worth my ten dollars.
Frak! I took fourth place in GOP and the City’s Weekend Caption Contest. Why the long face? (Insert John Kerry crack here.) Because Jimmy B took third. Now, I have to hear him brag about it for an entire week. Crud. Check out Cowboy Blob’s winning photoshop entries here. They’re hilarious!
Round and Round Despite Jimmie Johnson’s best late lap efforts, Matt Kenseth won yesterday’s Auto Club 500 in Cal-E-For-Nee-Yah. It would have been nice to see Johnson take the checkered – and better for my pool – but I’ve always liked Kenseth. He’s a hard worker and a class act; unlike some drivers I can [...]
A Hat Tip to The Man for turning me on – pun intended – to scrumptious Finnish figure skater Kiira Korpi. How the hell did I miss this hot little number? Hopefully, Deathlok will now forgive me for the Julia Mancuso fiasco. Update: I have noticed that I have been getting visits from many of [...]
Congratulations to Team Sweden for winning the Men’s Ice Hockey Gold. Sure, the win screwed me in my Olympic Hockey Pool, but at least it was an exciting game.
Today is the final day of Turin’s Winter Olympic Games. Thus, I thought that we should go with the hottest women in Italy for our last OBOTD. I give you America’s favorite curlers, Cassie and Jamie Johnson.
Dear Sirs, I think it is safe to say that I have had to put up with a lot from your half-assed network. The lousy NASCAR coverage, Jay Leno’s constant celebrity brown-nosing, and don’t even get me started on “Joey.” None of this, however, can hold a candle to the hatchet job you have performed [...]
Fox News reported that Mike Tyson was found in a University of Texas dorm. The embattled former heavyweight champion of the world apparently has decided to further his education, and I, for one, congratulate him. So few inner city products get such an opportunity, and Tyson’s experiences at UT may motivate other youths to follow [...]
U.S. alpine skier Juila Mancuso and her gold medal.« Previous Entries