Archive for February, 2006
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Tuesday, February 28th, 2006The Man posted a story today that made me rush for the duct tape. Seems that idiotic State Senator David Petersen (D – Harlem) wants to criminally charge police officers who use deadly force that was later deemed “unnecessary.” Of course, since this toad is on the New York gubernatorial ticket, he quickly flip-flopped after [...]
Okay, I’m Sold!
Tuesday, February 28th, 2006Remember to always use eye and ear protection. Maybe it’s the leather belly shirt. Maybe it’s the gun in each hand. I don’t know. I’m not a doctor. I do know that if the totality of Ultraviolet consists of this photo for two hours, it will still be worth my ten dollars.
Four. What Is It Good For?
Tuesday, February 28th, 2006Frak! I took fourth place in GOP and the City’s Weekend Caption Contest. Why the long face? (Insert John Kerry crack here.) Because Jimmy B took third. Now, I have to hear him brag about it for an entire week. Crud. Check out Cowboy Blob’s winning photoshop entries here. They’re hilarious!
Weekend Roundup
Monday, February 27th, 2006Round and Round Despite Jimmie Johnson’s best late lap efforts, Matt Kenseth won yesterday’s Auto Club 500 in Cal-E-For-Nee-Yah. It would have been nice to see Johnson take the checkered – and better for my pool – but I’ve always liked Kenseth. He’s a hard worker and a class act; unlike some drivers I can [...]
Bonus Olympic Babe Coverage!
Monday, February 27th, 2006A Hat Tip to The Man for turning me on – pun intended – to scrumptious Finnish figure skater Kiira Korpi. How the hell did I miss this hot little number? Hopefully, Deathlok will now forgive me for the Julia Mancuso fiasco. Update: I have noticed that I have been getting visits from many of [...]
Freakin’ Swede!!!
Sunday, February 26th, 2006Congratulations to Team Sweden for winning the Men’s Ice Hockey Gold. Sure, the win screwed me in my Olympic Hockey Pool, but at least it was an exciting game.
Your Olympic Babe O’ The Day
Sunday, February 26th, 2006Today is the final day of Turin’s Winter Olympic Games. Thus, I thought that we should go with the hottest women in Italy for our last OBOTD. I give you America’s favorite curlers, Cassie and Jamie Johnson.
An Open Letter To The Pinheads At NBC
Sunday, February 26th, 2006Dear Sirs, I think it is safe to say that I have had to put up with a lot from your half-assed network. The lousy NASCAR coverage, Jay Leno’s constant celebrity brown-nosing, and don’t even get me started on “Joey.” None of this, however, can hold a candle to the hatchet job you have performed [...]
Tyson Goes To College
Saturday, February 25th, 2006Fox News reported that Mike Tyson was found in a University of Texas dorm. The embattled former heavyweight champion of the world apparently has decided to further his education, and I, for one, congratulate him. So few inner city products get such an opportunity, and Tyson’s experiences at UT may motivate other youths to follow [...]
Your Olympic Babe O’ The Day
Saturday, February 25th, 2006U.S. alpine skier Juila Mancuso and her gold medal.
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