Vacation, All Obama Wanted
By Wyatt Earp | August 29, 2009
Cue the Baywatch theme.
President Obama is enjoying a hard-earned vacation in Martha’s Vineyard this week, exposing his 8-minute abs and showing off his clamming skills. Naturally, while he is enjoying fun in the sun, the economy is going down the toilet, senators are kicking the bucket, and House has still not been canceled. Suffice to say, when Obama gets back he is going to have a full plate.
The first family’s fantabulous getaway is the subject of this week’s Family Security Matters article. Here’s a sample:
By the time you read this, President Barack Obama will already be bodysurfing in the Atlantic Ocean. His glistening, sculpted, Greek god body will be spending the week vacationing in a modest, 28-acre farm in Martha’s Vineyard. Naturally, the “farm” is lavishly appointed, and contains only the barest of necessities: oil heat, hot water, and a secure satellite videoconference hookup. Some people are questioning the timing of Obama’s getaway, but ruining the American economy is tiring work, and even The One needs to take the occasional holiday.
So, in a brilliant, yet futile, attempt to escape his plummeting poll numbers, the president and his family are retreating to Tax-achusetts. And what does the most powerful man in the world want more than anything? Privacy: Oh yeah, that’ll work:
“He wants you to relax and have a good time. Take some walks on the beaches. Nobody’s looking to make any news,” spokesman Bill Burton told reporters flying with the Obamas from Washington to Massachusetts.
Burton also added, “And while you’re at it, the president would really appreciate you keeping to script and not addressing the $7 trillion debt, the bankrupt Cash for Clunkers program, the abortion that is ObamaCare, and the president’s awful ‘Mom jeans’ choice at the MLB All-Star Game. Thanks much.”
You can read the rest of the surf-worthy goodness HERE.
Topics: FSM | 2 Comments »
August 30th, 2009 at 9:05 am
This is a good one Wyatt.
August 30th, 2009 at 12:13 pm
Admiral – Thanks much!