It’s Official: Bacon Can Do Anything
By Wyatt Earp | November 17, 2011
As every God-fearing man knows, bacon is the greatest food on the face of the Earth. It is also the most versatile. There is bacon salt, bacon popcorn, and bacon vodka.
Now bacon has moved on to a new arena: the boudoir. Come on guys, you know the scent of bacon will improve your, um, enthusiasm.
Baconlube, originally speculated to be an April Fool’s joke, is now a real $12 bacon-flavored product to smear on your wiener or whatever. Just be careful bedding a hungry girl, or you might pull back a stump. Get it? Because you were licking it off each other’s fingers as some sort of foody foreplay, pervert. (H/T – Randal Graves)
Okay, if I think this idea is kickass, does it make me a freak?
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