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Man! She Feels Like A Woman

Sunday, November 13th, 2011

Why can’t people just shut up and act? Rosie Huntington-Whiteley managed to win the hearts of many, many men when she took the reins from Megan Fox to star in the latest “Transformers” installment, but she has one little secret that helps her put some extra sexiness in her step. Seven hundred dollar Christian Louboutin [...]

Happy Birthday, Mom!

Sunday, November 13th, 2011

I wanted to take a moment to wish a happy birthday to my mom, who is, well, older than I am. Mama Earp was mostly a stay-at-home mom when I was growing up. She had odd jobs here and there to help pay the bills, but for the most part she sacrificed a career for [...]

Soccer It To Me

Saturday, November 12th, 2011

Kyle (the goalie in yellow) has his next-to-last soccer game today, and like every other game this season, his team lost. It’s been a terrible year, one that has the players, coaches, and parents praying for a merciful end. The problem is that after doing so well in a preseason tournament, the kids were bumped [...]

Police Doing Lions’ Share Of Patrol

Saturday, November 12th, 2011

By the time you read this, the Penn State/Nebraska game should already be in progress. It is my sincere hope that the students don’t act like animals, as some of them did on Thursday night. It is also my hope that there are not a lot of pro-Paterno signs in Beaver Stadium. It’s inappropriate, in [...]

Whoring Is Fundamental

Saturday, November 12th, 2011

I couldn’t believe this article . . . until I remembered it’s California. [P]rolific porn actress Sasha Grey has caused a storm of controversy after she was invited to an elementary school to read to first and third grade students, some as young as seven. The X-rated star, who has been called the Kobe Bryant [...]

Weekend Caption Contest

Friday, November 11th, 2011

He Has Brass Ones Caption Contest (Source: Getty Images) Caption this photo in the comments section or e-mail me your photoshop entries. The winners will be posted on Monday, November 14th. Good luck! Original Caption: A statue of Penn State University head football coach Joe Paterno is seen outside of Beaver Stadium on November 8, [...]

Filthy Hippies Proven To Be . . . Filthy

Friday, November 11th, 2011

This story was all over Twitter today – well, this one and the one about Occupy Denver trying (and failing) to crash BlogCon – and both made me smile. Apparently, the media is surprised that filthy hippies living in the streets for weeks would result in pestilence. With wintry weather poised to swoop into the [...]

Actress Admits “Powder Blue” Blew

Friday, November 11th, 2011

Aren’t smoking hot celebs just precious? Take Jessica Biel, for instance. She has a gorgeous face and a fantastic body, but that didn’t stop her from whining about her nude scenes. Hollywood star Jessica Biel has revealed she cringes over naked scenes in the disastrous film, Powder Blue. In the revealing interview she said that [...]

We Honor Those Who Served

Friday, November 11th, 2011

“A man who is good enough to shed his blood for his country is good enough to be given a square deal afterwards. More than that no man is entitled, and less than that no man shall have.” – Theodore Roosevelt Every year, I try to post about Memorial Day and Veterans Day, and every [...]

Man Calls 911 To Report Broken iPhone

Thursday, November 10th, 2011

If the phone wasn’t working, how did he call 911? Michael Alan Skopec, 48, dialed police emergency operators five times to beef about his malfunctioning Apple product, according to a Kendall County Sheriff’s Office report. Cops traced the calls to Skopec’s home, where he was arrested around 1 AM yesterday when he “refused to comply [...]

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