Archive for July, 2011
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Sunday, July 31st, 2011Last night, Randal and Mrs. Graves hosted another crap-tacular Poker Night at their home. Don’t get me wrong; their poker nights are always fantastic affairs, but the fact that I almost universally end up wearing a barrel home makes the night crap-tacular. In attendance were Randal and Mrs. Graves, Dr. Evil, The Evil Artist, Cousin [...]
Xbox Has Some Killer New Games
Sunday, July 31st, 2011Remember when your mom came downstairs and yelled at you for playing too many games? “You’ll turn into a vegetable and get some lousy job like police officer!” That was my mom’s line. Okay, she was right. But apparently, video games can kill you now. This is exactly how Skynet started. The family of a [...]
Petra Ecclestone: Deep Thinker
Sunday, July 31st, 2011Just when you thought America cornered the market on wealthy, spoiled bints, a new contender has emerged. 22-year-old BILLION-heiress Petra Ecclestone, the chick who just bought Candy Spelling’s mansion for $85 MILLION, says she’s NOT spoiled; she’s privileged – and there’s a HUGE difference. When asked why she didn’t use the money to pay for [...]
Former Eagles QB Kolb Speaks His Mind
Saturday, July 30th, 2011And *gasp* he joked that Philly is a dirty city. It’s not a joke, Kevin; this town is filthier than Snooki’s cooter. Former Philadelphia Eagles quarterback Kevin Kolb reportedly remarked to the Arizona press that he liked Phoenix because it was a clean area, unlike Philadelphia. He said he was impressed by the Phoenix area [...]
Wal-Mart Asks Bikini-Clad Woman To Cover Up
Saturday, July 30th, 2011You know, Wal-Mart get a really bad rap. Some of it is justified, some of it is not. Personally, I like shopping there – even though we only do it occasionally. Wal-Mart’s customers, however, get an even worse rap than the store itself. A lot of that is justified. Hell, why do you think “People [...]
Pr0n Stars: Nice To Look At…
Saturday, July 30th, 2011But you damned sure don’t want to get involved with one. Janine Lindemulder was already arrested once this year after harassing Jesse James over their daughter Sunny. But the West Coast Choppers owner’s former wife found herself back in custody this week after she reportedly called Jesse over 25 times following the court ruling on [...]
Weekend Caption Contest
Friday, July 29th, 2011Secretary Of Weight Caption Contest (Source: Daylife) Caption this photo in the comments section or e-mail me your photoshop entries. The winners will be posted on Monday, August 1st. Good luck! Original Caption: U.S. Secretary of State Hillary Rodham Clinton walks from her airplane upon arrival at Ngurah Rai International Airport in Denpasar, Bali, Indonesia, [...]
Senate Tables Latest House Debt Bill
Friday, July 29th, 2011After weeks of claiming a debt deal needed to be done by August 2nd, the Democrats tabled the latest House plan. For those of you who don’t know the term “tabling,” the Senate refused to even consider the bill that the House just passed. It is the second time Harry Reid refused to even bring [...]
Facebook: You’re Doing It Wrong
Friday, July 29th, 2011Meet the lovely and talented Victor Burgos. When he’s not slapping women around, he likes posting on Facebook. And like far too many people in this country, Victor posts far too much information on his FB page. Recently, Vic was honored with a spot on Utica’s top ten most wanted list. Normally, this would be [...]
Linda Hamilton Digs A Man In Uniform
Friday, July 29th, 2011I gotta be honest here; the first Marine invite – the one to Mila Kunis – was great. Now, every Marine in America is trying to land a celebrity date for the Marine Corps Ball. Are there no hot “regular” women around? You guys are Marines; start acting like one! Not that that unpleasantness is [...]
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