Overnight Thread
By Wyatt Earp | April 15, 2011
I’m not sure if you guys are blind after I posted the link to my photo earlier today, but the good news is that I’m getting much less fat.
I started off the year at an unsightly 215 pounds. Although progress has been slow – lousy cold, rainy weather – I am now standing at a less unsightly 207. That’s down 8 pounds since January 1st. Eight more to go before I get under 200, which is my first immediate goal. Pretty soon, I’ll be looking like Daniel Craig – without the accent.
But enough about me. Bring on the insanity!
Free Condoms For Philly 11-Year Olds!
This how Liberals and big intrusive government rolls. These government bureaucrats are telling the people of Philadelphia that they think it’s appropriate for children to have sex. Who needs parents? Who needs any kind or any kind of moral values?
The Blaze reports that “Playing it safe just got easier. If you live in Philadelphia and are between the ages of 11 and 19 you can now have condoms mailed directly to you for FREE.” (H/T – Proof)
This pisses me off because I have a ten-year old son. God, I despise this town.
Teachers: The Best And Brightest? Sometimes. Sometimes not so much.
A Roane County teacher is under fire for reportedly taunting one of her students, leaving the child in tears. [Kindergarten teacher Debbie] Hayes allegedly told the student, “Your area looks like a pig sty. Oink, oink.” The teacher went on to tell other student to “encircle (the child) and call him a pig and make pig noises.” (H/T – Mrs. Crankipants)
Not to worry. I’m sure Hayes’ union will back her up, 100%.
And finally, some Star Wars funneh:
Topics: Snarkasm | 16 Comments »
April 15th, 2011 at 5:07 am
Strike up the world’s smallest violin
April 15th, 2011 at 5:38 am
Imagine my delight in hearing that the high school kiddies indulge in sexual activities right there on the bus. And in between the pop machines at the school!
Oh yes, exactly where I want to send my eleven-year-old son next fall!!
And I knew a teacher who used to call the 8th grade girls fat. In front of everyone in the cafeteria. Yep. He claimed those girls “only wanted attention.” Sure, good time in a girl’s life to call her fat.
April 15th, 2011 at 5:56 am
Pretty soon, I’ll be looking like Daniel Craig – without the accent.
In drag?
http://www.daybydaycartoon.com/2011/03/13/
April 15th, 2011 at 7:23 am
“The Blaze reports that “Playing it safe just got easier. If you live in Philadelphia and are between the ages of 11 and 19 you can now have condoms mailed directly to you for FREE.””
Good plan for the unenlightened households that do not supply condoms for their own teenage children, as we did. It’s bad enough that teens are humping, but we will never put a stop to that. They don’t need to pass around diseases, or get knocked up on top of it.
April 15th, 2011 at 8:12 am
My 11 year old sons pecker wouldn’t fit into a condom yet. I mean he is Irish and my son, too. Doubly coursed.
Stupid, stupid, stupid….
April 15th, 2011 at 9:37 am
My head exploded when I read about that this morning.
In different news, today is tax day and I decided I am in the wrong business.
http://www.aolnews.com/2011/04/15/one-tax-preparer-doubles-as-a-sex-worker-the-other-does-psychic/
Meanwhile, dominatrices who work in cities where dungeons and torture chambers are legal businesses can deduct things such as handcuffs, whips, chains, chastity belts and their racks.
April 15th, 2011 at 10:40 am
I wanted to comment about 11 year-old kids and condoms but after looking at Danny Boy I feel too fat and depressed to care about anything anymore ever. Where’s my Bon-Bons?
April 15th, 2011 at 10:49 am
Okay..the message to me (the average Joe/Jon) is as follows: 11 year olds can be given condoms thus this implies that it is okay for 10, 11 or 12 year old girls to have sex also. Gee golly whiz, its okay for 10,11 and 12 year olds to be sexually active in our society now, therefore to be looked at as sex objects now, so this message in the mind of a pedophile only re-enforces what their perverted minds believed all along. WTF is wrong with people today? And I’m looking square in the eyes of alot of Liberals as I ask that question.
Let me ask that question again…WTF!!!!!!!!!! Is wrong with these people.
April 15th, 2011 at 11:13 am
Wyatt:
Insanity run amok in Philly (and at it’s finest)…
YOUR tax money “at work”.
(whatta crock)
Nothing wrong with people wanting to DENY children a childhood with programs like this that a good old-fashioned WOOD SHAMPOO couldn’t cure, eh?
Must be one of those “parallel” worlds we hear tell about…
Fell asleep in ONE…woke up in the OTHER.
(“WTF?”)
Roll safe out there.
April 15th, 2011 at 12:07 pm
As much as I love Daniel Craig’s nipples, this photo again?
April 15th, 2011 at 12:21 pm
Fenway – Bawahahahahahaha! That’s awesome!
GroovyVic – What the hell is a “pop machine?”
Robert B. – Okay, that’s freaky.
L Frame – In my division, we had a victim who was a 38-year old grandmother. Seriously.
Danny – Reply for your son: “OUCH!”
Kim – Maybe she can predict when the guy will have an orgasm?
Mark – He’s not depressed. He’s just sleepy.
Jon – Don’t look at me. I didn’t have sex until I was about to start college!
Bob G. – Just when I think this city can’t be more inane . . .
Mrs. Crankipants – Shut yet hole! I posted this from work and had little to choose from!
April 15th, 2011 at 2:09 pm
Wyatt- Check out the link – you can go to that city link and send condoms to all your friends as long as they live in the city. Too f-ing much – yet the city never has enough money.
April 15th, 2011 at 3:09 pm
Wyatt,
I used to live in Lynn, MA, one of my wife’s cow-orkers was a 36 year old grandmother.
April 15th, 2011 at 5:59 pm
AJ – And we’re closing fire stations. Lovely.
L Frame – Oh for cripes’ sake!
April 15th, 2011 at 6:52 pm
Get your resume brushed up, I hope your stupid city goes bankrupt – they don’t have any sense. Ben Franklin is long dead and the Congress put up better digs in DC.
April 15th, 2011 at 6:56 pm
Earl – The good part is that economic collapse is good job security. For now, anyway.