The Funniest Headline Of The Day
By Wyatt Earp | February 10, 2011
This one comes to us from that bastion of journalism, :
Kim Kardashian: I Gained 10 Pounds on “Street Meat” in New York
Fantastic, no? And check out the money quote from Kardashian:
“I ate the nuts on the street corner, the hot dogs, the street meat.”
Ladies and gentlemen, start your double entendre!
Topics: Snarkasm | 20 Comments »
February 10th, 2011 at 1:20 pm
Where to start? This is like shooting at a barn from 20 feet with a shotgun…
February 10th, 2011 at 1:51 pm
That’s a girl who doesn’t know when to shut her mouth.
February 10th, 2011 at 2:03 pm
Oh Kim, it’s just sperm bloat. It’ll pass.
February 10th, 2011 at 2:04 pm
Judging from the photo here, I can guess where she gained that 10 pounds…and it ain’t in her waist.
As for the quote…I’ll not touch that with a ten-foot pole.
February 10th, 2011 at 2:15 pm
Another 5 years and Miss Kimmy will be fat.
February 10th, 2011 at 2:35 pm
Where did you hide that sausage Kimmy?
February 10th, 2011 at 2:36 pm
Street meat=New York City Road kill?…:P
February 10th, 2011 at 2:40 pm
You are what you eat.
February 10th, 2011 at 3:36 pm
I am crying tears of blood here trying not to touch that line…
February 10th, 2011 at 4:55 pm
And she wonders why she’s not married? This isn’t the woman you take home to mom, this is the woman you don’t want mom to find out about. She wants to be a wife, but everything she does screams “mistress.”
February 10th, 2011 at 5:11 pm
I was thinking everything she does screams “one night stand”. And looking at that photo reminds me of how my wife greets me every day when I get home from work. ‘BAWHAAAA!!!!!’
February 10th, 2011 at 5:21 pm
maybe she can lose that weight on a farm raising cocks and choking chickens.
Double double entendre! GIGGITY!
February 10th, 2011 at 5:43 pm
Dr Evil wins the comment prize. No way to beat those two.
February 10th, 2011 at 6:25 pm
Q: How do you make Kim Kardashian’s eyes twinkle?
A: Shine a flashlight in her ear.
February 10th, 2011 at 6:37 pm
I thought Kim Kardashian was street meat.
February 10th, 2011 at 7:39 pm
BobG – Comments on this headline are easier than Kim is.
Sally Anne – Luckily, there are plenty of guys who fill it for her.
Mrs. Crankipants – She’s on an all-protein diet.
Joated – Heh, heh, “pole.”
Harp – If not sooner.
JCM – (Muffled sounds coming from Kim’s mouth.)
Dustyvet – She could pass for road kill. Probably stanks, too.
Mrs. Crankipants – So she’s a sausage?
Richard – It’s okay, she doesn’t mind strange men touching her.
Picky – Or “whore.”
Ingineer66 – I was about to congratulate you, too.
Dr. Evil – Thread winner!
Robert B. – Yep, hands down.
AD – I wonder if she’s kosher?
February 10th, 2011 at 8:10 pm
Damn, got here too late…
February 10th, 2011 at 8:43 pm
There’s a little bar-b-que deli in Benicia, California, whose slogan is “You can’t beat our meat.”
February 11th, 2011 at 12:26 am
Roger – All the good comments were taken!
Proof – I’ll bet someone can!
February 11th, 2011 at 1:26 pm
Looks like that prostaglandin rich stuff does make the boobs grow. And I thought I was just lying to my high school girlfriend.