Happy Birthday, Mrs. Earp!
By Wyatt Earp | February 8, 2011
Today is the lovely and talented Mrs. Earp’s birthday. Since I’m not a complete idiot, I won’t be mentioning her age, but suffice to say, she’s younger than I am.
Mrs. Earp single-handedly runs the Earp Ranch, and does it so rather flawlessly. I mean, let’s be honest: I’m as useless as teat on a nun when it comes to raising kids, taking care of a home, and killing spiders. The missus does all that and more. She keeps four kids happy, keeps the house in order, and keeps me under control. No small feat.
So, she does all that with little fanfare and recognition, and still manages to stay with me. Unbelievable, ain’t it? Hopefully, today will make up for the past year, as I think she’ll like her gifts.
And if not, I can always buy her off with chocolate.
Topics: Mrs. Earp | 31 Comments »
February 8th, 2011 at 7:01 am
Happy Birthday Mrs. Earp!! Thanks for letting Wyatt play on the ‘puter. He’s really NOT having an affair with Christina Hendrix, just stalking her.
February 8th, 2011 at 7:02 am
Happy Birthday to Mrs Earp!
February 8th, 2011 at 7:52 am
Happy birthday, Mrs. Earp! I hope you have an amazing birthday and year full of blessings!
February 8th, 2011 at 7:54 am
Happy B’day. Make sure he takes you to someplace really really expensive for dinner
February 8th, 2011 at 7:57 am
Happy Birthday!
February 8th, 2011 at 8:54 am
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February 8th, 2011 at 9:13 am
Mrs. Earp, happy birthday to you.
February 8th, 2011 at 9:40 am
Happy Birthday, Mrs. Earp! I hope Wyatt takes you somewhere nice to celebrate, and buys you a really nice present.
February 8th, 2011 at 10:08 am
Happy Birthday Mrs. E!!!
Wyatt, can’t you just use your service revolver to kill the damn spiders?
February 8th, 2011 at 10:11 am
Happy Birthday Mrs.Earp
February 8th, 2011 at 10:21 am
Happy Birthday Mrs. Earp and many, many happy returns of the day!
And thank you for letting Wyatt come out to play every day!!
February 8th, 2011 at 10:29 am
Wyatt:
Be sure to wish Mrs. E a very happy birthday…
(she doesn’t look a day older than whatever year she hasn’t reached yet…)
And may she have MANY more!
Yeah…’ya gotta know how to schmooze the Missus.
SHE kills the spiders???
(WTF???)
C’mon, now…use your TASER..watch ‘em “dance”…LOL
And yes, chocolate goes a LONG way.
Have a great time!
February 8th, 2011 at 10:44 am
Happy Birthday Mrs. Earp – I hope your gift is sparkly and comes in a little blue box – if not run out and get the candy
February 8th, 2011 at 11:24 am
Happy Birthday Mrs. Earp. And you are wise Wyatt to not mention anything about age.
February 8th, 2011 at 11:27 am
Happy Birthday, Mrs. E! Let’s see…four kids and Wyatt makes…five kids!
February 8th, 2011 at 11:43 am
Happy Birthday, Mrs. Earp! And don’t let Wyatt mislead you; I know for a fact that he intends to take you to a fancy upscale restaurant.
Although frankly I was surprised to learn you even owned a pair of orange shorts…
February 8th, 2011 at 11:44 am
Sure, just grab it by the handle thingie and hammer vigorously. Once.
February 8th, 2011 at 11:57 am
Happy Birthday Mrs. Earp !
February 8th, 2011 at 12:24 pm
Happy Birthday Mrs. Earp!
And Ferrell beat me to my line again… “Can’t you use your service revolver on the spiders?” But I was going to suggest a .45
February 8th, 2011 at 12:24 pm
Always remember Wyatt you don’t deserve her. Then no matter what, you’ll get in less trouble.
Seriously Happy Birthday to the better half…………
February 8th, 2011 at 12:28 pm
Thanks everyone! I know the wife appreciates the comments.
February 8th, 2011 at 12:33 pm
yaaay. Happy Birthday Mrs. Earp, and we ALL thank you for what you do. I hope Jocelyn takes notes…when it comes to running a household I’m pretty unreliable!
But I CAN KILL SPIDERS ON MY OWN! What’s with that Wyatt?
February 8th, 2011 at 12:37 pm
Dr. Evil – 1. You should hold on to Jocelyn like grim death . . . which is not too far off, by the way.
2. I don’t like spiders. It’s like Indiana Jones and snakes. I hate ‘em!
February 8th, 2011 at 2:14 pm
1. Ohhhh…so that’s why my desk is so ill begottenly cold. It’s the icy hand of death!
2. cough pansy cough
February 8th, 2011 at 4:47 pm
Mrs. Earp, happy birthday to you.
And many more!
Wyatt, you do realize you have indeed married above your station in life. She must be a sweetheart to put up w/a LEO that has a website..and other kids too! Come on, deep down, you know you don’t deserve her.
BTW, does she have any sisters? Preferably w/o any standards whatsoever!.
February 8th, 2011 at 5:54 pm
Hutch1200 – Oh, like I don’t know I married up. Look at me; I’m a troll who contributes nothing to society!
February 8th, 2011 at 5:54 pm
Oh, and sorry; no sisters.
February 8th, 2011 at 8:27 pm
Happy birthday, Mrs. Earp. I hope you get lots of chocolate (Green and Black) from your husband and lots of extra hugs and kisses from your kids!
February 9th, 2011 at 12:15 am
Happy Birthday Mrs. Earp. I hope everyone gave you a break today.
February 9th, 2011 at 5:15 am
Happy Birthday Mrs. Earp. Raising five kids is quite a task, especially when the big one hangs out with rif-raf on the internet.
February 9th, 2011 at 2:58 pm
Happy Birthday to Mrs Earp!
And I agere with what Jim said at 5:15 am. In my experience the oldest is always the most problematic.