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The Nazis Have Invaded Atlantic City!

By Wyatt Earp | September 7, 2010

Help us, General Patton; you’re our only hope!

Atlantic City Police want to know who’s responsible for hateful graffiti discovered Labor Day on a boardwalk pavilion.

Swastikas and racial slurs were found Monday morning on several columns in the pavilion, which provides shade and benches for people on the boardwalk. It is located at Columbia Avenue in the resort’s Chelsea section. It’s not clear if the graffiti was intended to target anyone in particular.

Okay, let me say this about that. In my experience, vandalism like this is the result of punk kids 95% of the time. Teenage morons who are trying to be funny. Now before you send your hate mail, I am not making light of the swastikas and racial slurs – I’m just saying that this is not some evil plot by the “master race.” It’s kids.

Topics: Snarkasm, The Job | 11 Comments »

11 Responses to “The Nazis Have Invaded Atlantic City!”

  1. Kim Says:
    September 7th, 2010 at 1:56 pm

    Now, now. Let’s not be hasty. The innocent children are showing that the swastikas are really just being used to help heal the racial tension and hate that exists in the poor, depressed city. Right?

    (I have way too much random knowledge in my head. Including the history of the swastika and it’s use in hundreds of cultures covering thousands of years. Yet, I can’t seem to find my keys.)

  2. BadIdeaGuy Says:
    September 7th, 2010 at 3:42 pm

    I tend to agree that it’s probably one or a few kids moreso than a movement. It’s kind of like the Afghanis protesting a church in Florida’s “Burn a Koran” day.

    Occasionally someone will put a swastika in a port-a-john on one of our construction sites- next time I’ll call Katie Couric.

  3. JT Says:
    September 7th, 2010 at 4:15 pm

    I hate Atlantic City Nazis.

  4. proof Says:
    September 7th, 2010 at 4:19 pm

    First they came for the salt water taffy, but I was diabetic…

  5. Sally Anne Says:
    September 7th, 2010 at 5:46 pm

    I’m inclined to suspect punk kids as well.

  6. Randal Graves Says:
    September 7th, 2010 at 6:03 pm

    It was probably some rich, suburban, Jewish punk kid.

  7. Dannytheman Says:
    September 7th, 2010 at 6:39 pm

    Kids, agreed!!

  8. Smite A. Hippie Says:
    September 7th, 2010 at 7:27 pm

    yeah, seriously… and this is “news” on our local NBC site?

    No wonder the majority of locals are “laughing” and “bored” over it, from their poll.

  9. bob (either orr) Says:
    September 7th, 2010 at 7:29 pm

    Under the boardwalk, boardwalk.

  10. Kim Says:
    September 7th, 2010 at 9:04 pm

    I got it! Here’s the punishment for them!—full-video/tabid/209/articleID/174824/Default.aspx

  11. Wyatt Earp Says:
    September 7th, 2010 at 10:33 pm

    Kim – They’re big in Amish country. Sadly, Hitler bastardized the symbol in the 30′s.

    BIG – And it’ll be “breaking news.”

    JT – Worse than Illinois Nazis.

    Proof – Then they came for Snooki . . . and we let them take her.

    Sally Anne – They’re the kids you love to hate!

    Randal – I-rony!

    Danny – Or the Mormons . . .

    Smite – Laughing is the only way to deal with their idiocy and not go insane.

    Bob – Down by the Naz-iiiii . . .

    Kim – Brilliant!