The Next Mrs. Earp
By Wyatt Earp | March 26, 2010
And she’s here courtesy of Doubleplusundead. With all due respect to my current wife, this lovely woman is my soul mate. She’s balancing 15 books on her head, reciting Pi to the 100th digit and solving a Rubik’s Cube . . . all at the same time!
Wow, that’s hot. The best part? She probably won’t look at me with contempt when I am watching like a certain woman in my house does. Heh.
March 26th, 2010 at 7:25 am
Whats pi to 13 places?
A bakers dozen?
March 26th, 2010 at 7:57 am
SPOON!!!
March 26th, 2010 at 8:44 am
mmmmmmm….. pi.
March 26th, 2010 at 9:28 am
I hate to ruin your fantasy, those books are glued together.
March 26th, 2010 at 9:44 am
When she becomes more mature – which is called aging in some circles – she will join in looking at you funny as you watch Tick…
March 26th, 2010 at 9:51 am
Talent, She gotz it. She also seems to be able too amuse herself easily.
Just don’t ask your wife to balance books on her head. I did, and it was not pretty.
BTW, the Tick was one of my favorites way back!
March 26th, 2010 at 10:45 am
There’s a TV show called The Tick? Why?
March 26th, 2010 at 12:09 pm
Jon – Very punny.
Mrs. Crankipants – God, I love you. Unless you checked that on IMDB that is.
Sully – Or according to Homer Simpson, “Mmm . . . floor pie!”
Mrs. Crankipants – Stop harshing my buzz! You are so close to getting banned it’s not even funny.
Earl – And then the attraction will fade. I don’t like grown-ups.
USAdmiral – I have the entire series on DVD. The kids love . “READ A BOOK!”
John D – You can join Mrs. Crankipants in the Village of the Banned!
March 26th, 2010 at 12:10 pm
We need to clone her. There are millions of nerds out there looking for a hot, smart chick.
March 26th, 2010 at 12:41 pm
I don’t have to look up quotes on IMDB, I’m quoting my 12″ Tick talking action figure. I also have a wind up Arthur!
You could ban me, but you know deep down, you’d miss me something fierce.
“Don’t make us bite you in hard-to-reach places!”
March 26th, 2010 at 12:47 pm
Ingineer66 – As DPU stated at the link, she is the “Queen of the Nerds.”
Mrs. Crankipants – AAAAAH!!! I have that at home! (The talking Tick) I never get tired of hearing, “Evil is Afoot!”
March 26th, 2010 at 12:49 pm
Or “Je suis le Tick!”
March 26th, 2010 at 12:52 pm
Mrs. Crankipants – Oh, who didn’t know you’d like that one?
March 26th, 2010 at 12:54 pm
I have a Talking Pee Wee too.
Crankipants is the sick one, Major Matt Mason, Batman, Matchboxes, comics- all sorts of stuff. He’s got some kind of GI Joe Commando Center still in the original box. The first aid kit still has the tiny rolls of gauze inside. It’s a sickness.
March 26th, 2010 at 6:51 pm
Mrs. Crankipants – My Talking Tick is out of the box so I, er, the kids, can enjoy it.
March 26th, 2010 at 7:21 pm
Yeah, keep telling yourself that.