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Shia LaBeouf Is Really Creepy

By Wyatt Earp | May 5, 2009


What, you mean you haven’t heard about his Oedipal complex?

LOS ANGELES — Forget his “Transformers” co-star Megan Fox, actor Shia LaBeouf apparently thinks his mother is the “sexiest” woman he knows.

In a new interview with Playboy magazine, the actor reveals some unusual thoughts about the woman who gave him life, reports Star magazine.

This is the part where you reach for the duct tape. You have been warned.

“Probably the sexiest woman I know is my mother,” he says. “She’s an ethereal angel. Nobody looks like that woman. If I could meet my mother and marry her, I would. I would be with my mother now, if she weren’t my mother, as sick as that sounds.”

Dude, it’s pretty sick. Your mother could be Heather Locklear (in a thong, no less), and it would still be creepy of you to say that.

According to the interview, which Star magazine says it obtained, while the “Transformers” star was growing up, his mother often liked to walk around the house naked, even when young LaBeouf’s young friends were over. (H/T - FOXNews)

Ladies and gentlemen, the defense rests. The eye/brain bleach is in the corner cupboard.

Topics: WTF? |

9 Responses to “Shia LaBeouf Is Really Creepy”

  1. Wes S. Says:
    May 5th, 2009 at 4:55 pm

    Well, there just went any desire I had to see the Transformers sequel. Unless Megatron stomps the little motherbleeper into a puddle.

    Urk. Forget the eye/brain bleach, where’s the Pepto-Bismol?

  2. Wyatt Earp Says:
    May 5th, 2009 at 9:41 pm

    Wes S. - That has to be around here, somewhere. What a creepy thing to say, by Shia, though.

  3. Smite A. Hippies Says:
    May 5th, 2009 at 11:46 pm

    wow… yeah that’s pretty f’d up… but hey… with a name like “Shia LaBeouf”… would you not expect this?

  4. dorkelina Says:
    May 6th, 2009 at 2:28 am


  5. Mrs. Crankipants Says:
    May 6th, 2009 at 6:34 am

    Did he need the publicity that badly? The part about his naked mom- it that something you need to blab to the press? It makes both of them super creepy.

  6. dragonlady474 Says:
    May 6th, 2009 at 11:07 am

    Ewwwww…why isn’t this woman in jail??

  7. ChrisA Says:
    May 6th, 2009 at 11:53 am

    Holy Crap!

  8. Wyatt Earp Says:
    May 7th, 2009 at 11:09 pm

    Smite - Lousy hippie nudists!

    Dorkelina - Whiskey. Tango. Foxtrot.

    Mrs. Crankipants - Agreed. Although Mom was probably popular with Shia’s friends.

    DL474 - Because it was probably California . . .

    ChrisA - Exactly.

  9. Daisy Says:
    May 8th, 2009 at 7:03 am

    This was one of the last things I read when I went to bed last night and it stayed in my mind (as sick as it is). My son came knocking on my door asking if he should take the car to school this morning and I told him about this freak, Shia LaBeouf and he thought I was just having some weird dream about it and said, “Ewwww, Mom, you have sick thoughts!” LMAO! I told him it was all true and that I read it at Wyatt’s (whom my son accused of being sick too for making it up! LMAO) but when I read it to him, he said he wanted to throw up.

    I told him he better tell his gf because she loves this Shia LaBeouf freak of nature. *shudders*

    Good Lord, what has our youth come to?!