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Hate Mail O’ The Week

By Wyatt Earp | April 1, 2009


I have to be honest: It’s sometimes more fun being hated than loved. Not that anyone who reads this blog loves me . . . They tolerate me. Either way, it’s safe to say that this rocket scientist won’t be subscribing to SYLG any time soon. And for the record, this is not an April Fool’s joke.

This brilliant piece of literature comes to us from Tangier, Morocco. Yes, Moroco. Apparently, I offend people on just about every continent. The comment was submitted by a toad who gave himself the name “cop=corrupt.”

As always, the comment is published in its entirety, edited only for “sentence enhancers.” Enjoy!

F*ck you corrupt pig.Wyatt If there is a god he will strike your guilty non law bidding tax money wasting bag of meat.

You sit in a. Car and hand out speeding tickets instead of looking for real crime.lazy corrupt f*ck. You don’t resolve create it.f*ck you and all others like you.

Freakin’ fantastic! Although I have to admit I was disappointed when he didn’t add “and the horse you rode in on” at the end of the comment. Thank you, cop=corrupt. You have truly made my day. Imbecile.

Topics: Hate Mail |

21 Responses to “Hate Mail O’ The Week”

  1. Daisy Says:
    April 1st, 2009 at 8:18 pm

    What a jackass. He/she sounds like a real moron!

    BTW, we all luv you, Wyatt. :)

  2. Easily Lost Says:
    April 1st, 2009 at 8:25 pm

    giggles, gotta love it

  3. joated Says:
    April 1st, 2009 at 8:45 pm

    You do seem to get all the good ones, Wyatt.

  4. USA_Admiral Says:
    April 1st, 2009 at 8:55 pm

    You get the funnest hate mail.

  5. RT Says:
    April 1st, 2009 at 8:58 pm

    Bag of meat! HA!

    It is nice to know that there are people who hate cops everywhere…see, it isn’t just Philly. /snark.

  6. Kim Says:
    April 1st, 2009 at 9:51 pm

    Who urinated in his Wheaties? What brought this on? It sounds to me like he needs a big hug and to feel loved.


  7. Shawn Says:
    April 1st, 2009 at 10:43 pm

    Why do we let these people drive and vote?

  8. Diller Says:
    April 1st, 2009 at 10:45 pm

    Wyatt, do remember giving a ticket to some pissed-off guy wearin a turban,with a goat in the passenger seat ?

  9. George Says:
    April 1st, 2009 at 10:47 pm

    Wow it is good to be loved!! That is one pissed off Moroccan or moron. Do you think he got a ticket recently? Where is the LOVE in this world? Us in Philly love our Cops! G

  10. Alan B Says:
    April 2nd, 2009 at 4:35 am

    Do you know for sure this is from a person in Tangier? If so, he/she is risking being executed summarily for doubting the existence of Allah!

    They are in more trouble than you are …

    Alternatively this could be a nutter in his mother’s basement flat in Philly.

  11. Ed Says:
    April 2nd, 2009 at 8:21 am

    I do not hate you for being “a corrupt pig” nor for being “tax wasting bag of meat” I really do not hate you at all……
    as for your statements on this blog? I will just wait till I am drunk one night and send you some hate mail!

    One thing is for sure if your both loved and hated your blog is doing just fine. Even if your wrong most of the time ;-)

  12. Marvin Says:
    April 2nd, 2009 at 10:21 am

    “Bag of Meat” — did he just watch ‘Men in Black’.

  13. Lergnom Says:
    April 2nd, 2009 at 10:38 am

    Minor nit;
    Alan B -
    Please remember that ‘nutter’ is the name of our Mayor.

  14. Doghouse Says:
    April 2nd, 2009 at 10:39 am

    And yet he’ll be the first to call the police if something happens to him.

  15. Mrs. Crankipants Says:
    April 2nd, 2009 at 11:42 am

    Wow! I guess he told you!!
    The Bag of Meat line was priceless.

  16. JumpOut Says:
    April 2nd, 2009 at 12:17 pm

    I love you man. And I mean that in the most manly, hetero way possible.

  17. The British Bird Says:
    April 2nd, 2009 at 1:46 pm

    theres me thinking that the words you were using were too long to be understood by all! I hope you told him to shove it up his arse.

  18. The British Bird Says:
    April 2nd, 2009 at 1:48 pm

    Actually wyatt its just occured to me that if he is indeed a follolwer of the Goat Herder himself, he could be offended by all the T and A.
    who cares if he is.

  19. Alan B Says:
    April 2nd, 2009 at 2:30 pm

    Apologies to Mayor Michael A. Nutter.
    No offense intended.

    From Wiki (words slightly re-arranged):

    A Nutter can be the name given to a person who has a VERY weird personality. The word nutter is also a pejorative term describing certain behavioural characteristics.

    The use of the term “nutter” to describe someone who is eccentric or mentally disordered, 1st recorded in 1958, probably derives from [a] group of Clog Dancers (The Brittania Coconut Dancers).

    Seems to me to describe the writer with some accuracy.

  20. Wyatt Earp Says:
    April 2nd, 2009 at 10:33 pm

    Daisy - Thanks. *liar*

    E.L. - It’s funny because these people are real.

    Joated - Yeah, lucky me.

    Admiral - I know. It’s perfect material.

    RT - Nice to know we’re hated worldwide. It’s like one big unhappy family.

    Kim - Now, now, just because he’s a moron doesn’t mean he doesn’t have feelings. Heh.

    Shawn - That pesky “freedom” thing. I don’t like it, either.

    Diller - Not recently.

    George - Either way, he’s not a really big fan. Pity.

    Alan B - That’s where his IP Address came from.

    Ed - Hell, I’m wrong ten times before breakfast.

    Marvin - Probably. It’s on once a week on TBS.

    Lergnom - And the definition translates well to our Dear Leader.

    Doghouse - And we’ll respond, like we always do to people who hate us and/or love us.

    Mrs. Crankipants - I cried all day after seeing that.

    JumpOut - Queer. Heh.

    TBB - I don’t care, ma’am. I have plenty of people who love me. Like, um . . . Hmm . . .

    Alan B - Don’t apologize. It fits.

  21. Alan B Says:
    April 3rd, 2009 at 10:45 am


    Do IP addresses invariably show where a person lives? - I suspect not but you are probably better informed.

    You may say it fits, I could not possibly comment …