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What Would You Do For A Klondike Bar?

By Wyatt Earp | March 10, 2009

klondikeWell, if you’re a creepy guy from Florida, you would do some pretty scary things.

Come to think of it, most of the bizarre stories I post here take place in the Sunshine State.

To wit:

FORT PIERCE, Fla. – Authorities said a man shoved an ice cream bar down his pants and then offered a Texaco station store owner $69 not to turn him in for shoplifting. The owner told police that a 65-year-old man tried to sneak the Klondike bar, along with packages of Ramen noodles and Famous Amos cookies, out of the store without paying Tuesday night.

Heh, heh, “$69.”

When the store owner confronted the man as he tried the leave the store, the owner reported that the man pulled the flattened ice cream snack out of his back pocket and offered the owner $69 for it. (H/T - )

I cannot believe the store clerk didn’t take that deal! Did he not realize the high resale value of a flattened, half-melted ice cream bar that smells like, um, “teen spirit?”

Topics: WTF? |

8 Responses to “What Would You Do For A Klondike Bar?”

  1. Old NFO Says:
    March 10th, 2009 at 12:14 am

    Okay… that one is just plain weird…

  2. USA_Admiral Says:
    March 10th, 2009 at 8:59 am

    No Old NFO, That is normal; down here. I love watching the freak show. It never ends. The old farts down here need some serious medicating.

  3. Doghouse Says:
    March 10th, 2009 at 10:28 am

    Combine this with the Hef twins and you’ve got the potential for a hilarious commercial.

  4. marvin Says:
    March 10th, 2009 at 11:08 am

    Paying $69 for a Klondike Bar? The economy must be improving!

    Honestly, it is pretty messed up down here most of the time. Almost everyone in our state is either a poorly educated immigrant from the third world, an Elderly person who is losing their grip on sanity, or a transplant from Alabama. I would like to point out that I am often accused of being a little weird by people down here, but that is only because I am normal.

  5. kate Says:
    March 10th, 2009 at 11:51 am

    And here I thought all the whack jobs were out in California.

  6. Morgan Says:
    March 10th, 2009 at 12:37 pm

    Gee, whatever happened to just playing pattycake to get a Klondike Bar?

  7. teqjack Says:
    March 10th, 2009 at 3:20 pm

    most of the bizarre stories I post here take place in the Sunshine State.

    That’s why has given a unique tag to Florida, beating out even California.

  8. Wyatt Earp Says:
    March 12th, 2009 at 11:07 pm

    Old NFO - Yeah, it even creeped me out.

    Admiral - And the young farts need to stop drinking the water.

    Doghouse - “Ooh, I’m all sticky . . . :

    Marvin - Yeah, the “normies” always get sideways glances.

    Kate - Florida is fast approaching.

    Morgan - Those days are gone forever.

    Teqjack - Fark them! Heh.