John Kerry Is No Bluto
By Wyatt Earp | March 8, 2009
Although I would much rather John Belushi at the helm of our economic recovery than that horse-faced jackass. The good folks at Bloomberg allowed Mr. Ed to write a piece on the bailouts. My guess is that they thought the end result would be comedy gold.
They were right:
Last week, when American taxpayers learned that a bank receiving Troubled Asset Relief Program funds had thrown a lavish bash and spared no expense to celebrate with the bands Chicago and Earth, Wind & Fire, I introduced legislation based on a simple concept: if a company accepts bailout funds from the taxpayer, it can’t waste money on lavish parties, expensive dinners and Tiffany trinkets.
The reaction in some quarters suggests that I had attempted — like a modern-day Dean Wormer in “Animal House” — to ban fun of any kind, or that the wheels of commerce and marketing would grind to a halt.
Nothing could be further from the truth. Normal marketing and travel wouldn’t be affected one iota. (H/T - Bloomberg)
My only response (besides bulls**t) is posted below the fold:
Yeah, it’s obvious, but come on: You laughed a little.
Topics: Politics |
March 8th, 2009 at 12:20 am
Ain’t that the truth!!!
March 8th, 2009 at 3:04 am
My first reaction when I heard his idea initially was that John Kerry wants to put waiters and hotel cleaning ladies out of work. Unintended consequences and all…
March 8th, 2009 at 6:33 am
If a company accepts bailout funds from the taxpayer, it can’t waste money on lavish parties, expensive dinners and Tiffany trinkets.
Just like the government shouldn’t be wasting taxpayer funds. He really is that dumb.
March 8th, 2009 at 6:39 am
Yeah, and how bad did President Bush really do after seeing this joker’s first couple of month in action? (No offense to talented jokers out there where ever they are?)
March 8th, 2009 at 8:25 am
Old NFO - Sadly, it is really over. Any chances of prosperity while these morons are in office, that is.
Bitter - It’s okay, he’ll still have his own personal manservants.
RT - How much was spent on the inauguration again?
Admiral - It’s only going to get worse. Fasten your seat belts.
March 8th, 2009 at 9:17 am
Did you just insult Guy Smiley?
March 8th, 2009 at 1:01 pm
The Muppet on the right looks more lifelike!
March 8th, 2009 at 5:34 pm
He’s Sam the Eagle…
March 9th, 2009 at 5:45 pm
Somewhat ot, but John Kerry should steer clear of OH Joe the Plumber spy, Jones-Kelley, since she likes to
murder muppets & wear their skins.