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Adriana Lima: Off The Market

By Wyatt Earp | February 26, 2009


Dammit, she said she only had eyes for me!

Most NBA stars could have any woman they want, but Marko Jaric had to go and take Adriana Lima from single men everywhere.

It could have been worse: She could have married Kobe “Date Rape” Bryant.

The couple eloped in a small private ceremony on Valentines Day in Jackson Hole, Wyoming, according to a report in People magazine.

Heh, heh, “Hole.”

Lima, 27, is a Brazilian supermodel best known for her work as a Victoria’s Secret Angel. Jaric, 29, is a guard for the Minnesota Timberwolves. (H/T - FOXNews)

I think I speak for men everywhere when I tell Jaric, “Congratulations . . . you son of a bitch.”


Topics: Babes |

4 Responses to “Adriana Lima: Off The Market”

  1. Woody Says:
    February 26th, 2009 at 8:28 am

    I think he scored more than three points with this play.

    P.S. Miranda Kerr is still the hottest chick on the planet.

  2. Jon Brooks Says:
    February 26th, 2009 at 12:26 pm

    Do they have a ref in the bedroom to prevent a victory dance when he scores?

  3. coffee Says:
    February 27th, 2009 at 2:40 am

    apparently getting married on Valentine’s Day was the trendy thing to do this year (Salma Hayek and Adrina Lima both did it this year)

  4. Wyatt Earp Says:
    February 28th, 2009 at 4:18 pm

    Woody - Miranda Kerr is delightful, and I would like to give her all of my credit cards.

    Jon - The only thing they need to worry about is “breaking the backboard.”

    Coffee - It is also my 1-year old son’s birthday.