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Who Wants Gisele Bundchen’s Body?

By Wyatt Earp | January 28, 2009


(Raises hand.) Ooh, ooh, Mr. Kotter! Mr. Kotter!

Gisele Bundchen’s body is nothing short of bangin’. However, the sexy supermodel didn’t quite earn the top spot on the 12th Annual “Famed Hottest Looks,” list compiled by Beverly Hills plastic surgeons and co-directors of The Beverly Hills Institute of Aesthetic and Reconstructive Surgery Richard W. Fleming, M.D. and Toby G. Mayer, M.D.

According to the majority of surgery seekers, Jennifer Aniston has the most desired female figure, followed by Gisele Bundchen and Jessica Biel. When it comes to requests to replicate lips, Angelina Jolie scored the highest and was seconded by Anne Hathaway and Rosario Dawson. (H/T - FOXNews)

I agree with Bundchen and Jessica Biel (OBVIOUSLY!), but Jennifer Aniston? Meh. Don’t get me wrong; Aniston is hot, but she’s not as hot as the other two. No way.

Although, if Jen would like to prove me wrong, I am available for personal inspections - free of charge. I’m cool like that.

Topics: Babes |

11 Responses to “Who Wants Gisele Bundchen’s Body?”

  1. Doghouse Says:
    January 28th, 2009 at 8:00 pm

    Is that the new battle cry - “do it for the blog”?

  2. Wyatt Earp Says:
    January 28th, 2009 at 9:25 pm

    Doghouse - Yep. You don’t like? I’ll share all of my findings with you!

  3. RT Says:
    January 28th, 2009 at 9:44 pm

    Wake up, Wyatt! Time for school! Heh.

  4. JoeMama Says:
    January 28th, 2009 at 10:20 pm

    Why on earth is the word “bangin’” in a news article?

  5. Ky Person Says:
    January 29th, 2009 at 5:46 am

    Dudes, if you can tear yourself away from the bod, please take a look at the face.

    Neigh comes to mind.

  6. The British Bird Says:
    January 29th, 2009 at 7:37 am

    Of course, if I had all the money I might be able morph into something closely resembling, Oh I dunno.. maybe a shorter version of this? I think I do all right for my age, I certainly do not have to have fake lips! Nah, if I were browsing through a new bod catelogue I would go past this one, sorry Ms Bundchen. I got my bod the hard way, at the bloody gym and by practically padlocking the fridge shut.

  7. Morgan Says:
    January 29th, 2009 at 12:29 pm

    Actually, I don’t want Giselle Bundchen’s body. I think her beauty is overrated. I’d rather have Catherine Bell’s body.

  8. Smite A. Hippie Says:
    January 29th, 2009 at 12:38 pm

    “Gisele Bundchen’s body is nothing short of bangin’. “


    yep…and I would!

  9. Alan B Says:
    January 29th, 2009 at 1:21 pm

    “Who Wants Gisele Bundchen’s Body?”

    Not me thank you! Wouldn’t go with my face and, NO, you would not want to check it out.

  10. Bloviating Zeppelin Says:
    January 29th, 2009 at 1:30 pm

    Does your wife know where you are?


  11. Wyatt Earp Says:
    January 29th, 2009 at 5:26 pm

    RT - Wha? What? Who said that??

    JoeMama - It’s the “new” journalism.

    Ky person - Hey Gisele, why the long face? Ha!

    TBB - I’ve seen photos of you - you’re just fine as you are, dear.

    Morgan - Catherine Bell is fan-tabulous!!!

    Smite - Well played, sir!

    Alan B - *shudder*

    BZ - Like the nuclear football, I am constantly moving around. She’ll never get a bead on me.