Babes Of The 50 States
By Wyatt Earp | October 6, 2008
Tennessee-in’ is Ten-believin’. Especially when Tennessee’s babe representative is another delicious blogger. I call her Pandy, but you all know her as Dorkelina - pictured below on her wedding day.
A Very Dorkelina Wedding
Dorkelina has lived most everywhere in these United States, and is currently living in American Army base in Italy. She is an Army vet, and her husband is currently on active duty there. She served as an MP from 2003-2005, and here’s a photo of her - carrying a machine gun - in Najaf, Iraq:
The Self-Proclaimed Size 3 Killing Machine.
Yeah, a hot little ass-kicker. Nice. But don’t think that her chosen profession makes her any less of a woman. She elaborates on her blog:
The fact that I did that job and enjoyed it does not make me remotely butch. The fact that I shave my hair down to 1/4″ every few weeks doesn’t make me butch either. Underneath it all are the frilly underpinnings of girlitude.
She’s right. Don’t believe me? Then check out this penultimate photo she sent me for today’s post:
I believe it is her hottest - with the possible exception of her “Size 3 Killing Machine” full-length pic wearing a tank top and BDU pants. Yeah Pandy, I pay attention to detail. Heh.
Dorkelina is one of those bloggers whom I place in the category of “Friends I Haven’t Met Yet.” (Although she did fly into Philly a year ago and forgot to tell me and Captain America about it. We’re still steamed.) In my opinion, she’s a fabulous babe, a terrific blogger, and a great friend. There is no one better suited to represent the great state of Tennessee in my opinion.
Topics: Babes |
October 6th, 2008 at 7:36 am
I’m in love….
October 6th, 2008 at 7:53 am
Rule #1- Never piss off a woman with a gun. Rule #2- refer to rule #1
October 6th, 2008 at 9:57 am
Great choice, Wyatt. Dorkelina may be the best thing to come out of Tennessee since Jack Daniels.
October 6th, 2008 at 10:11 am
Yum.
October 6th, 2008 at 1:03 pm
Yeah, I’d say she certainly qualifies as a babe.
I’d also say she was lying when she claimed to have never been visited by “The Boob Fairy”. We can clearly SEE the falsehood of that statement.
I’d also like to say that Tennesse is one of my favorite states. Beautiful scenery, nice weather and friendly people. What more could you need?
October 6th, 2008 at 1:22 pm
Sully - Her husband is an MP, too, and while he is a skinny guy, he’ll still kill ya ten times before you hit the ground.
Old NFO - Now that is good advice!
John D - I thought so. I’m glad she allowed my to post the pics. She’s mega-hot.
Doghouse - Well stated.
Woody - And Southern accents. Don’t forget the accents!
October 6th, 2008 at 2:42 pm
[...] One of the most flattering moments of my life-Wyatt put me in the list. [...]
October 6th, 2008 at 6:01 pm
Nice Choice.
In the last photo she kinda has the Gina Carano thing going.
October 7th, 2008 at 6:38 am
don’t feel bad about the not seeing you in Philly thing. I knew ahead of time and offered to drive up for the day and she said no.:( boobs or not, she is wicked..lol..great post tho.
October 7th, 2008 at 8:05 am
Admiral - And, like Gina, she could kick all of our asses.
DPP - Thanks. Yeah, she can be a puzzling sort, but we love her anyway.
October 7th, 2008 at 4:26 pm
Tennessee rocks - except for UT football this season, but that is for another post.
October 8th, 2008 at 9:25 am
The Man - Yeah, the Manning days are long gone.