Archive for April, 2008
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Wednesday, April 30th, 2008Jeez, now I’ll have this story in the back of my mind during my game tonight. NEW YORK (AP)—If the New York Rangers are going to pull off one of sport’s biggest comebacks, they will have to do it without premier motor mouth Sean Avery. The agitating forward will spend the next few days in [...]
Humpday History Highlight
Wednesday, April 30th, 2008April 30, 1945 – Hitler Commits Suicide Der Fuhrer, Adolf Hitler, dictator of Germany, burrowed away in a refurbished air-raid shelter, consumes a cyanide capsule, then shoots himself with a pistol, on this day in 1945, as his “1,000-year” Reich collapses above him. Hitler had repaired to his bunker on January 16, after deciding to [...]
School Bomb Plotter Wanted To Kill Jesus
Wednesday, April 30th, 2008Is he kidding? Does he have any idea how hard it is to get by Pearly Gates Security? It’s not exactly like slipping past the roadies for Sonic Youth! FLORENCE, South Carolina (AP) — A teen accused of plotting to blow up his high school told police that he wanted to die, go to heaven [...]
Wanna Vote? You May Need A Photo ID
Wednesday, April 30th, 2008As a citizen living in America’s Home for Voter Fraud (Philadelphia, PA) I enthusiastically applaud this decision. A ruling by a divided Supreme Court that allows states to ask voters for a photo ID drew sharp reaction yesterday from the presidential campaign trail to the streets of Philadelphia, where the decision was blasted by the [...]
The Greatest Hockey Hit Ever!
Tuesday, April 29th, 2008Who says the Minor league playoffs are “minor?” Check out this brutal hit. It’ll make your jaw hurt. Damn.
LEGO Goes Ballistic
Tuesday, April 29th, 2008Literally. Think LEGO meets Sebastian from Snowflakes in Hell. I’m not sure whether I should be impressed or disturbed. Okay, I choose impressed. These things are pretty cool. Check them out at BrickArms. From the site: BrickArms offers building-toy compatible custom weapons, weapons packs, and custom minifigs. All are designed and produced to meet the [...]
Roger Clemens Linked With Mindy McCready
Tuesday, April 29th, 2008So, not only was Roger Clemens allegedly injecting himself with steroids, but he was also (allegedly) injecting himself into country star Mindy McCready. Heh. Roger Clemens had a decade-long relationship with country star Mindy McCready that began when she was a 15-year-old aspiring singer and the pitcher was a Boston Red Sox ace, the New [...]
The Miley Cyrus Vanity Fair Photo
Tuesday, April 29th, 2008There has been a lot of controversy surrounding Miley Cyrus’ Vanity Fair photo, that everyone from Cyrus to photographer Annie Leibovitz are apologizing and backtracking on the entire incident. To wit: (CNN) — Annie Leibovitz on Monday defended her provocative photograph for Vanity Fair magazine of teen heartthrob Miley Cyrus — aka Hannah Montana — [...]
The Fastest Game On Two Feet
Monday, April 28th, 2008. . . Performed by kids who play for the love of the game. On Sunday, Kyle and his first and second grade lacrosse team played their first-ever lacrosse game. They were entered in an Under 9-Year Old tournament in Pottstown, PA. The tourney rules dictated that each team would play with seven kids at [...]
Wright: "I’m Descriptive, Not Divisive"
Monday, April 28th, 2008You can almost hear Barack Obama screaming, “Will you just SHUT UP?!!!” DETROIT, Michigan (AP) — The outspoken former pastor of Barack Obama told an audience of 10,000 at an NAACP dinner on Sunday that despite what his critics say, he is descriptive, not divisive, when he speaks about racial injustices. “I describe the conditions [...]
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