Archive for January, 2008
« Previous EntriesThe Obama-ton Will Destroy Us All!
Thursday, January 31st, 2008Our only hope is to burn all of the nation’s weed and destroy the Hill-dabeast’s pantsuit! LOS ANGELES, California (CNN) — Despite it being a showdown between the remaining two candidates, Thursday’s Democratic debate was in marked contrast from last week’s contentious face off. In their opening remarks, both candidates praised each other while highlighting [...]
Obama: Decriminalize Pot
Thursday, January 31st, 2008You’re not really surprised, are you? Look at his policies and platforms! Last fall during a nationally televised presidential debate, Sen. Barack Obama hesitantly raised his hand and joined with most of his Democratic rivals to declare that he opposed decriminalizing marijuana. But as a candidate for the U.S. Senate four years ago, Mr. Obama [...]
Jethro’s Girlfriend Commits Suicide
Thursday, January 31st, 2008Yeah, that Jethro. CARSON CITY, Nevada (AP) — The live-in girlfriend of former “Beverly Hillbillies” star Max Baer Jr. apparently shot herself and died several days later, authorities said Wednesday. Police were still investigating the death of 30-year-old Chere Rhodes, but no foul play is suspected, Douglas County Sheriff’s Sgt. Jim Halsey said. Baer, 70, [...]
Wyatt’s Wisdom Nuggets
Thursday, January 31st, 2008I had to bring this segment back this week to annoy RT. It’s all part of my plan to make evil funny. Heh. There are three religious truths: 1. Jews do not recognize Jesus as the Messiah. 2. Protestants do not recognize the Pope as the leader of the Christian faith. 3. Baptists do not [...]
The Power Of Christ Compels You!
Thursday, January 31st, 2008Would you buy a used car from this man? Who knew that people still performed exorcisms? I must have missed that in the church bulletin. BUCHAREST, Romania (AP) — A former priest began a seven-year jail term Wednesday for murdering a young nun during an exorcism ritual when she was bound, chained to a cross [...]
Humpday History Highlight
Wednesday, January 30th, 2008How many of you know the name Richard Lawrence? I’ll bet that number would be much larger if Lawrence’s assassination attempt had been successful. Read on . . . Richard Lawrence (1800? – June 13, 1861) is the first known person to attempt to assassinate an American President. Lawrence blamed Jackson for killing his father [...]
SYLG’s Evil Lesson Of The Day
Wednesday, January 30th, 2008I received this from my Uncle Ray, my right-hand man of evil, and thought it would be appropriate here at SYLG; where being evil is funny. For those times when you’re sitting next to an annoying person on a plane or train, follow these instructions: 1. Quietly and calmly open up your laptop case. 2. [...]
Ramsey Announces Crime Fighting Plan
Wednesday, January 30th, 2008Chief Wiggum and Commish Ramsey: separated at birth? On first examination, it is a whole lot of nuthin’. On a closer examination, it is still a whole lot of nuthin’. Read this over and tell me if I’m wrong: PHILADELPHIA (CBS 3) ― Police Commissioner Charles Ramsey unveiled his crime-fighting strategy to sworn and civilian [...]
Tips (And Gifts) Are Appreciated
Wednesday, January 30th, 2008Yesterday I received a gift. Scratch that. Yesterday I received a really cool gift from now-retired blogger Rachel. After a short e-mail which stated that I will accept this gift, it came to Casa de Earp via UPS. I opened up the box and saw the t-shirt pictured on the right. Rachel knows that I [...]
Body Parts Found On Two Pennsylvania Highways
Wednesday, January 30th, 2008And my wife gives me grief when I throw a chewing gum wrapper out the window! SWIFTWATER, Pa. (CBS3/AP) ― A woman’s severed head was found Tuesday in a trash bag along Interstate 380, one of eight bags found with body parts. It was unclear if all of the body was found, investigators said in [...]
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