Archive for July, 2007
« Previous EntriesPimp-tastic!
Tuesday, July 31st, 2007It’s like the folks at Blogthings have known me all my life! Of course, I have become a much larger pimp the second I started blogging. Now, if only Deathlok can find me that purple hat with the feather . . . Your Pimp Name Is… Macktastic Love What’s Your Pimp Name? So . . [...]
There’s Hope For All Of Us Ugly Guys!
Tuesday, July 31st, 2007It’s official: the Apocalypse is at hand . . . Here’s one for the Hollywood Odd Couple Hall Of Fame- pint-sized, big-screen tough guy Joe Pesci has gotten engaged to statuesque supermodel Angie Everhart, The ENQUIRER has learned exclusively. The 5-foot-4 Oscar winner and the 5-foot-10 beauty have been friends for years, but in the [...]
10,000 Miles To Graceland
Tuesday, July 31st, 2007In the past few weeks, a lot of my favorite bloggers have reached impressive milestones. Pandy earned her 10,000th hit, Rachel earned her 10,000th hit, and Damian G earned his 25,000th hit. And now, two blog friends that I have actually met are approaching the 10,000 mark. Captain America of First In! will probably reach [...]
I Got It!!!
Monday, July 30th, 2007Yes, even after swearing I wouldn’t, I succumbed to the peer pressure of my friend Kevin and bought PlayStation 3 last night. I can hear your jeers and catcalls now, and I can assure you: I feel much shame. Tomorrow I buy my first game, and of course, it will be NASCAR ’08. Giddyup!
Welcome To Philadelphia
Monday, July 30th, 2007“. . . If You’re Not Armed, Please Leave The City Immediately.” – Billboard at Philly’s city limits. CBS 3) PHILADELPHIA A wave of violence left six people dead throughout Philadelphia over the weekend. Someone tell Captain America that he needs to update his Murder Meter! Let’s start the countdown, shall we? 1. Police said [...]
How Did I Miss This?
Monday, July 30th, 2007I mean, it’s CAL! Along with Wayne Gretzky, this guy is my personal hero. COOPERSTOWN, N.Y. (AP) — When they played, Cal Ripken Jr. and Tony Gwynn epitomized all that was good about baseball. And now as Hall of Famers, nothing has changed. When they entered baseball’s shrine on Sunday, the two were saluted as [...]
My Uncle Ray Finds All The Funny Stuff
Sunday, July 29th, 2007As is shown here, in an e-mail he just sent me . . . The Barry Bonds Rookie Card. I don’t know where he finds this stuff, but it’s all usually funny.
Private Pyle, What Is Your Major Conjunction?
Sunday, July 29th, 2007I’m a little tired from my friend’s wedding last night – yes, Wagonsux, I was there – so before I post about the big event, I figured I’d take y’all back from another quality post from Middie Back!, my first blog. This post was originally written on January 30, 2004. Enjoy! * * * * [...]
Is She Kidding?
Saturday, July 28th, 2007Someone get some slings for the Democrats’ arms. They’ve sprained them while patting themselves on the back again . . . WASHINGTON – House Speaker Nancy Pelosi used the Democrats’ weekly radio address Saturday to tout her party’s passage of legislation to implement major recommendations of the 9/11 Commission. The House passed the bill Friday [...]
Knee-ding Some Answers
Saturday, July 28th, 2007So, yesterday I hobbled over to the medical center for my X-ray and MRI. Since my hockey blowout happened almost two weeks ago now, it was high time for some answers. The X-ray was up first, and although the nurse that was manning the machine was uber-hot, she didn’t exactly have a feather touch. The [...]
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