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Gronk If You’re Horny

Rob Gronkowski Vegas BingeMeet Rob Gronkowski. Gronkowski is a tight end – heh – for the New England Patriots.

When Gronkowski isn’t dropping touchdown passes or wondering why his team couldn’t beat the Ravens, he spends his time in Vegas blowing his money on alcohol and hot pieces of arse…

Hmm, I knew I had a point here, but I suddenly don’t remember – or care – what it was.

Even for a seasoned party goer like NFL star Rob Gronkowski, this bar bill might come as a shock the morning after the night before. The New England Patriot receiver dropped an eye-watering $9,615 while celebrating Super Bowl Sunday last month at Las Vegas’ XS nightclub.

Gronkowski, 23, ran up a tab that included a $1,595 magnum bottle of Perrier-Jouet brut, three bottles of Grey Goose vodka and dozens of cans of Red Bull to keep the party going.

According to Deadspin, ‘the Gronk’ ran around shirtless and indulged in some raucous body-slamming with friends. However, the football player generously tipped his waitress $1,400.

Actually, at about 14% it’s generous, but not overly generous. Me? I don’t believe in tipping. I believe in overtipping.

Want To Know Why I’m On Twitter?

Because there’s always a chance of seeing something good.

It started as a stunt to get more followers on Twitter, but NFL star Rob Gronkowski apologized yesterday after he posed for shirtless pictures with a porn star.

Gronkowski is one of the most popular New England Patriots players, but when the blonde glamour model, with almost twice the number of followers on Twitter, offered to raise his profile on the social networking site he could not refuse.

The 22-year-old tight end gave her his 87 Patriots jersey to put on for a photo and posed with her, before taking off his T-shirt and showing off his ripped body in a picture with the porn star. But yesterday the athlete, who signed for the club in a $4.4 million deal last year, was apologizing for the unwise snaps.

Hey, leave him alone! He’s on my fantasy team and I need him focused this week!