Obama Dog Flies On Separate Plane

Of course. We can’t expect the First Dog to fly with the rest of the family now, can we? The president may eat him. How much is this costing the American taxpayers?

Rooms have to be found for dozens of Secret Service agents, someone has to carry a selection of presidential basketballs, and of course the family dog needs his own state-of-the-art aircraft.

Bo, the president’s Portuguese Water Dog, arrived separately on one of two MV-22 Ospreys, a hybrid aircraft which takes off like a helicopter but flies like a plane. It was the first time the Ospreys have been taken on holiday by a US president.

And probably the last, because no one with an ounce of self-awareness would send a flea-infested mutt on a separate goddamn plane! Especially not in the midst of this ruinous economy.

12 thoughts on “Obama Dog Flies On Separate Plane

  1. Jim Scrummy

    Hmmm, I guess they moved HMX-1(Marine One and associated aircraft such as the Osprey’s) from Quantico to Martha’s Vineyard so that zero and his minions can go island hopping? I guess Bo must make a “mess” on Air Force One, so he get’s “downgraded” to an Osprey… Hey, at least he’s not dinner…yet.

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  2. loaded dice in vegas

    Muslims won’t travel with dogs as they think dogs are “unclean”. It’s all legit kids……………..

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  3. Ingineer66

    Now maybe the Japanese will let us HQ some Ospreys there since they are so reliable and safe we use them to transport our VIPs (Very Important Pups).

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    1. Wyatt Earp Post author

      I’m not implying that at all. I’m merely pointing out that flying a f**king dog on a separate plane is an obscene abuse of taxpayer money. If you’re taking a family vacation, take the family on vacation. Not the wife and kids on one plane (as happened before in Hawaii), the dog on another, and you on a third.

      Ironic this waste of fuel happens the same day Obama introduced a new hashtag on Twitter.

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  4. Veeshir

    Ospreys are pretty darn expensive to run too.

    I’d say he got confused between “Devil Dogs” and the Devil’s Dog, but Obama probably has no idea that men in the Marine Corpse are also called “Devil Dogs”.

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