Bonnie And Clod

Blake Bills And Shayna Sykes

Meet Blake Bills and Shayna Sykes of Macungie, PA. Don’t let the boobehs fool you; these two are nothing more than rich white trash. They will soon be the darlings of Cell Block D.

On Tuesday morning, Shayna Sykes, 23, and her fiance, Blake Bills, 24, stole not one, but two police cars and led cops on a chase from Camden to Philadelphia at speeds of up to 100 mph before they were eventually arrested, police said.

Sykes and Bills allegedly stole the first cop car about 9:50 a.m. Tuesday, when they saw Camden police Officer Sekou Reid-Bey, 49, stop a car near the city’s police building.

While Reid-Bey was talking with the driver he pulled over, Bills and Sykes, who were not involved in the car stop, jumped into the officer’s cruiser and sped away with Bills behind the steering wheel. While fleeing the scene, police said, Bills intentionally struck Reid-Bey, a 16-year veteran of the force, breaking his leg.

Commenters on the local news sites are applauding Sykes for “sticking it to the man,” and cheering Bills for breaking the Camden officer’s leg. Shocker, right?

A family member reported the couple – who have a 7-month old child – missing a few days ago. Apparently, they took the week off to attend a black tie heroin-tasting event in Camden.

Bills and Sykes sped through Camden and Pennsauken as television-news helicopters tracked them overhead. The couple made their way over the Ben Franklin Bridge and were eventually stopped by Philly police at 7th and Norris streets, in North Philadelphia, where Bills was arrested.

While cops were detaining him, Sykes hopped out of the passenger’s seat of the Camden police cruiser and jumped in to the driver’s seat of an unattended Philadelphia cop car, Ross said. He said the officer had left his car alone because he believed that assisting the officers in the arrest was important to their safety.

Sykes sped off and barreled down the narrow streets of Fishtown, where she hit three parked cars and a box truck. She eventually was stopped in Northern Liberties, at Hope Street near Wildey, and tried to run but was immediately nabbed about 10:30 a.m.

It’s a miracle no one was killed.

Bills’ NJ driver’s license has been suspended indefinitely after five previous suspensions. Sykes, for her part, served prison time in 2009 – as a 20 year old – for three, count ‘em, three, DUIs.

In a just world, these two animals would be “hobbled” like James Caan in Misery.

24 thoughts on “Bonnie And Clod

  1. John D

    “…the couple – who have a 7-month old child…”

    They’re reproducing! I guess we’re not in immediate danger of having a world devoid of idiots.

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  2. Wyatt Earp Post author

    Rudy – From what I hear, that is a very generous photo of her. The other one in the Philly Daily News was much worse.

    John D – One can only hope the stupidity gene skips a generation.

    Jon – Somehow I doubt it, since they’re looking at felonies in two states. One of my fellow detectives heard she was Asian – she seems mixed – so he brought up this classic scene from Family Guy. Seems apropos.

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  3. Dr. Evil

    After budget cuts, how the hell does Camden even have officers left on the street? Let a lone squad cars?

    And I’m sorry…but leaving your car unattended while focusing on half of the car thieves and leaving the other half unattended is just plain DUMB.

    That being said, I sincerly hope some skin heads turn Brook’s bung into their personal playground. As for Sykes…she should be forced to have her period in the shark tank at the Camden Aquarium.

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  4. Smite A. Hippie

    “In a just world, these two animals would be “hobbled” like James Caan in Misery.”

    In a just world, they’d have totaled the first car, and themselves, slamming the vehicle into a wall at said 100MPH…. or at least have just not crossed the bridge and stayed in New Jersey.

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  5. L Frame S&W

    He looks bat$hit crazy, she does have a bit of an eastern appearance when looking closely.

    Yer welcome, Wyatt!

    L-Frame

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  6. Jim Scrummy

    Low-information voters (LIVs). We are dooooooomed! Maybe I should join the LIVs and start watching network teevee.

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  7. Robbie

    I was gonna have a reply but I can’t stop snickering over the way you wrote this post. It’s so not funny, but when you tell it, it so is.

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  8. TJBBPGOBiii

    WHEN ARE THEY GOING TO RE-NAME bEN FRANKLIN’S BRIDGE TO MLK BRIDGE? THAT IS OVERDUE. DOWN HERE IN ALABAMA EVERYTHING HAS ALREADY BEEN RE-NAMED THAT BUT SOME NAMES WILL SOON BE CHANGED TO BHO’S NAME IN A FEW YEARS.

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  9. HeSaidHisTelehoneNumberWas911

    Macungie called, their trailer parks are missing two of their idiots. I’m sure you meant ” black TAR heroin-tasting event”, but spell check foiled you. There’s nothing black tie about Camden.

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  10. Wyatt Earp Post author

    Smite – Crossing state lines is better; longer, more severe prison sentence.

    L Frame – I saw your e-mail after this posted I wrote this up this morning, since we listened to the thing unfold over police radio.

    Jim – They were high during election day Just like Obama.

    Old NFO – Aggravated assault by vehicle at the very least.

    Robbie – I had to lighten the mood a little, and drug-addled whores are always funny

    Dr Evil – Nice one.

    TJBBPGOBiii – They’ll change it to the Mumia abu-Jamal Bridge eventually.

    911 – And sadly, their waterfront is better than ours.

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  11. Jay

    Hopefully when these two lumps of trash are locked up the child will end up with someone decent and have some sort of chance in life. As for the pond scum who thought it was great that the officer got his leg broken well they are probably only one hit away from an overdose anyway.
    Very glad to hear the officer survived the attack and will get to see these two sentenced.

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  12. deadcenter

    I blame lax gun laws and Grand Theft Auto IV. If not for violent video games they’d be up for the Nobel in Physics.

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  13. MelP

    Makes me wonder how long a wait the useless idiots in the local press are going to wiat when they dial for emergency services.

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  14. Bob G.

    Wyatt:
    Why does the phrase “Only In Camden” come to mind ?

    I’m still shaking my noggin on this one.
    AIrbags…ROFLMAO!
    (good one)

    Roll safe.

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