Why Not Change Her Name To Zsa Zsa Ga-Whore?

lindsay-lohan-red-carpetThere are few people on this planet more insipid and less talented than Lindsay Lohan.

Sadly, all these people are also named Lohan. Lindsay’s “father” Michael had to walk back a comment that insinuated his daughter is a whore. Personally, I thought the comment was spot-on.

An American tabloid magazine quoted Michael Lohan as saying his strapped-for-cash 26-year-old daughter is now “getting paid to date rich men.” But the 52-year-old, who is notorious for seeking press attention, insists the comments were fabricated.

Michael told TMZ: “By absolutely no means did I ever make such a statement … ever!”

The Daily Mail quotes Papa Lohan saying, “My Lindsay is NOT a high-class escort!” I would have to agree with him. Lindsay Lohan is anything but high class.

12 thoughts on “Why Not Change Her Name To Zsa Zsa Ga-Whore?

  1. Jack Rackim

    What a family. I wonder if she does better than the “ladies” on Kensington Ave.
    In the picture she has red hair. Do you think if she added a few pounds and more curves, she could give your favorite redhead a run for her money?

  2. Dr. Evil

    She may not be a HIGH CLASS Escort, but nowadays she gets paid to lay in the back seat of a Ford Escort.

    Am I trying to hard with this one?

  3. Jim Scrummy

    Mom and Dad Lohan both sucked up as parents raising this person. They are role models of stupidity and unfortunately their daughter is in a flat spin. Not sure if she’s gonna be able to get control. I still have her not making it past 30. Sad.

    1. realwest

      Jim Scrummy – I really hate to say this, but I’m pretty sure she’s already past 30! I mean, just look at her and, uh…………………….waitaminute……………….. OK, I certainly agree with what you said about her parents but I hope she does make it past 30 – unlikely though it may seem, there have been other folks in the public limelight who’ve overcome poor to-non-existent upbringings and I hope she does too.

  4. John D

    “There are few people on this planet more insipid and less talented than Lindsay Lohan.”

    I guess you haven’t seen any of those “Real Housewives” shows yet.

  5. Wyatt Earp Post author

    Hymie – Yeah, I probably would, too. *hangs head in shame*

    Jack – Only if Christina becomes a coke fiend.

    Dr. Evil – Agreed. Not too shabby.

    Old NFO – What is it with Disney girls?

    Jim – Every time I think my parenting skills are lacking, I think to myself, “At least I’m not Michael Lohan.”

    Real – Definitely a rough paper route.

    Orbitup – I was thinking along the lines of a certain dumpster, but this is a family blog . . .

    John D – Touche’.

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