The (Eye) Rolling Crones Caption Contest
(Source: Daily Mail)
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Original Caption: Michelle Obama responds to John Boehner’s remark with a searing glance of disapproval.
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Shut up I’m not hunching!
Bitch, leggo o’ my Kool Aid!
“I’m so gonna have Barack drone-strike yo ass”
I don’t like ‘crackers’ with my soup!
My elbows are not on the table!
Keep your hands off the table, I am a wookie, ya’ know!
If you’re not going to eat your lunch, I will.
Why So Sear-ious?
Don’t you know your place, peasant.
Dam! Is there a man Barack won’t firt with!
Silence peon or I’ll have you drawn and quartered.
“Damn! Hasn’t that poison taken effect yet!?”
JB – “Tell your woman to quit eyeballin’ my plate.”
BO – “If you’re smart you’ll just let her have it. I lost two secret service agents trying save my McRib.”
“Oh oh. Now my eyes are permanetly crossed.”
“They be talkin’ behind my back again!”
JB: “Pssst Barack.”
BO: whispers “What?”
JB: “What’s that growth on your left side?”
Ya gonna eat that? Can I have your dessert?
JB: “Psssst Barack.”
BO: “What?”
JB “Knock knock.”
BO: “Whose there?”
JB: “Moooo.”
BO: “Moooo who?”
JB: “Mooochelle.”
JB: “Pssst Barack.”
BO: “What?”
JB: “That rag of a wig makes her look Chinese. Does she know mooooo fooooo?”
JB:”Psssst Barack.”
BO: “What?”
JB: “I think I’m going to cry again.”
BO: “Why?”
JB: “Somewhere a Musk Ox is missing its mate.”
John Boehner purposely ate nothing but beans for the two days preceding this event.
Thought balloon over Boehner’s wife, ‘Don’t make eye contact.’
As Boehner says, ‘Your wife is scaring my wife.’
Hey! She who smelled it dealt it, Madame First Lady. Don’t be trying to blame me!
“So Barack: What’s it like being married to a Klingon?”
Obama: “Let the wookie win…”
“Hump? What hump?”
Too much drama.
(with ‘drama’ rhyming with ‘ram’ the way the sleazeball in ‘Fargo’ said it)
How do you say “Shut Up” in Honky?
Git your hand off my thigh!
scuz mt while I rip one off
scuz me while I rip one off
Boehner: “I don’t care what Barry says, Michelle, I don’t think your butt is fat.”
Listen Boehner, I gots the bronchitis, ain’t nobody got time for that!