Meet model Niki Ghazian. She has the right attitude when dealing with the apocalypse.
Models, celebrities and people around the country have revealed that, if the world is going to end on Friday at 11.11am as the ancient Mayan calender predicts, they want to go out with a bang. They are now on a frenzied hunt for “end of the world sex” – with some planning to scour doomsday-themed parties, while others are using Craigslist or dating sites to find their final hook up.
“If I die, I don’t want to die on a dry spell!” model Niki Ghazian told the New York Post. “Everybody should go out feeling satisfied. If the world’s gonna end, why hold back?”
That’s a fine idea. Of course, since God hates me, I’ll be stuck in court today surrounded by cops and criminals.
And there won’t be a person worth banging in the bunch.
Fake Blonde. Check
Naval Pierced. Check
Boobehs (not sure if au naturel or fake, doesn’t matter). Check
Hawt model. Check
Probably
Perfect woman (for me in another life fantasy) to help her end her dry spell, with a “Big Bang”. I’ll help her solve her problem, because that’s what I do! Solve problems. I do consider it charity work, maybe I could use it as a deduction on my taxes?
Me…I’ll just go sit on top of a skyscaper like the guy in ‘ The Miracle JMile’ and watch the warheads come in with my bottle of Jim Beam. Maybe if I take some binoc’s I can watch people porking in da street.
Thanks for nothing, Wyatt! I see the title of your blog post and do you know what I didn’t find: Kaley Cuoco! Most aggravating!
Damn, it’s after 11:11(EST), we’re all still here. Silly Mayans, knew it was BS!
Howdy Wyatt! I didn’t know that the Mayans had specified a TIME and the date. I mean, hell the Mayans could still be right depending on the time zone!!
However, as most of us will be, I suspect, I am going to be busy preparing for and then enjoying a Merry Christmas and – in case I can’t post again until after Christmas, I do want to wish you and the Earp Clan and all of those folks who comment here, a Very Merry Christmas and a Happy and Healthy New Year!!
Wyatt:
I think everyone’s sense of “satisfaction” can be different…
For example:
Philly cheesesteaks, a couple hoagies, several boxes ofTastykakes, case of Guinness, Christina Hendricks with a bottle of scotch and some smokes, and an Aston Martin in the garage…now THAT is satisfaction.
(…you reading me, SANTA???)
Good post (nice picture)
Roll safe (and court-free) out there.
Dammmit, I was next when she decided the world wasn’t ending.
What?
Jim – We shall now call you “The Fixer.”
Jon – That’s not a bad plan.
Morgan – This may call for the revocation of my man card, but I never got Kaley Couco. She’s okay, but not great.
Real – I can make Christmas wishes AFTER I’vve finished shopping. Cannot believe I still have some to do.
Bob G – You had me until the scotch. Pass.
Veeshir – Sloppy 6,000′s.