Meet model Niki Ghazian. She has the right attitude when dealing with the apocalypse.
Models, celebrities and people around the country have revealed that, if the world is going to end on Friday at 11.11am as the ancient Mayan calender predicts, they want to go out with a bang. They are now on a frenzied hunt for “end of the world sex” – with some planning to scour doomsday-themed parties, while others are using Craigslist or dating sites to find their final hook up.
“If I die, I don’t want to die on a dry spell!” model Niki Ghazian told the New York Post. “Everybody should go out feeling satisfied. If the world’s gonna end, why hold back?”
That’s a fine idea. Of course, since God hates me, I’ll be stuck in court today surrounded by cops and criminals.
And there won’t be a person worth banging in the bunch.