Thanks For The Mammaries

Gina RyderAccording to a new study, watching online pr0n can lead to serious problems, such as short-term memory loss.

It’s interesting that this study was conducted by egghead researchers. You know, the types of popular, highly social individuals who never sit home on Friday nights staring at naked chicks.

People addicted to watching pornography on the internet are in danger of suffering short-term memory loss which can have a major impact on their lives, according to new research.

German scientists studied the part of the brain responsible for keeping information in the mind while using it to complete a task, critical for understanding, reasoning, problem solving and decision making.

According to researchers at the University of Duisburg-Essen, the findings could help psychologists understand why some people with internet porn addictions forget to sleep, miss appointments, shirk job responsibilities and neglect relationships.

See, here’s the problem with this study . . . Oh crap, I forgot about my dentist appointment!

7 thoughts on “Thanks For The Mammaries

  1. richard mcenroe

    Study’s crap. I can remember every piece of porn I ever saw. That’s why there’re no doubles on my HD. Except when the damn Russian sies retitle clips. Stinking commies.

  2. Jim Scrummy

    Ahh, what did you say? I was busy looking at the boobehs. Something about porn?

    One of my favorites, Asia.

    Don’t forget to erase the cookies. Just a little helpful reminder…

  3. Ingineer66

    “…understand why some people with internet porn addictions forget to sleep, miss appointments, shirk job responsibilities and neglect relationships”

    I am no high priced researcher but don’t all addictions cause people to forget to sleep, miss appointments, shirk job responsibilities and neglect relationships.

    Duh!

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