Currying The John’s Favor

Suzy Favor Hamilton Stiletto DashOlympic distance runner Suzy Favor-Hamilton has been outed as a high priced call girl.

Okay, I take issue with the high-priced adjective. Suzy is an “Olympian” only in the sense that she competed. She’s hot, but she’s not $600/hour hot. For $600, I had better get to practice the broad jump with someone like swimmer Chloe Sutton.

A three-time U.S. Olympian who was exposed as an elite $600-an-hour escort has revealed that her husband knew about her double life and tried to put an end to it. Suzy Favor-Hamilton, a 44-year-old mother of three, has been working with one of Las Vegas’ top agencies to book ‘dates’ across cities including Las Vegas, Chicago and Houston.

Despite using the name ‘Kelly Lundy’ as she advertised her services through Haley Heston’s Private Collection, her double life has been revealed after she told clients about her real identity.

Favor-Hamilton wrote that the reasons behind her decision to turn to a life of prostitution, while seemingly irrational now, ‘made sense at the time’ and were related to depression.

That’s awesome, because hoors with high self-esteem never do the crazy acrobatic crap we, um, I mean other perverts really like.

10 thoughts on “Currying The John’s Favor

  1. Bill

    As a long distance runner, does that mean she specialises in Marathon Sex Sessions?

    Here, Down Under, prostitution is legal, so she’d be breaking no laws. What is sad though is that apparently she has three children, her husband did not and does not approve of her part time occupation, and that the family seems to be well off and not desperate for money. Much sympathy for the betrayal of her husband and children based on the information we have.

    Apparently she seemed to believe she was dating Gentlemen: the ones that never kiss and tell, as she revealed her true identity to some of her clients.

  2. Wyatt Earp Post author

    Dr. Evil – I don’t even want to know. Well, not on the blog, anyway . . .

    Bill – She expected guys not to hump and tell. If I found out my hoor was an Olympic athlete, I’d be on the cover of People Magazine, smiling and giving a thumbs-up.

  3. Ingineer66

    Supposedly her husband knew about her double life. But he kept quiet for the kids well being. Wow, just shows the crazy stuff guys will do to try to protect their kids. Now look at what the kids will face.

  4. MCPO AIRDALE

    She causes no stirring in my swimsuit area. For$600/hr, I should be harder than the Hope diamond!

  5. Wyatt Earp Post author

    Jon – Favors usually don’t cost you.

    Bill R. – Guys should have called themselves Bud or Al.

    Ingineer66 – In the end, his silence probably did more damage, what with the national scandal.

    MCPO – Leryn Franco is worth $600.

  6. Jim Scrummy

    She does have nice legs and a nice butt. Worth $600/hr? Damn, those are lawyer rates….of course lawyers never leave you feeling satisfied, just whored.

    Oh well another broken marriage, sad.

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