Adventures In Heredity

Alexandra RichardsMeet Alexandra Richards. Alexandra is the smoking hot daughter of Rolling Stones guitarist Keith Richards.

Yes, you read that correctly: the daughter of Keith Richards.

Now I’m no geneticist, but someone needs to explain to me how Keith Richards spawned such a hot piece of arse. The man looks like he just peered into the Ark of the Covenant. He makes Mick Jagger look like Brad Pitt. People glance at him and immediately realize Hillary Clinton’s face doesn’t look like such a wrinkled ball sack after all.

As the daughter of Rolling Stones guitarist Keith Richards and supermodel Patti Hansen, Alexandra Richards enjoys something of a privileged lifestyle. And now the 26-year-old blonde has shed some light on what it is like to be a rock and roll heiress.

In an interview with Destination Kors she revealed that she will be spending Christmas and New Year’s Eve in the tropical Turks and Caicos Islands, before jetting back to Paris where she is studying jewelry design at the prestigious Van Cleef & Arpels academy.

So basically, she’s roughing it at an academy named, of course, for actor Lee Van Cleef. /Not really. Good to see she’s keeping herself grounded.

17 thoughts on “Adventures In Heredity

  1. Jon Brooks

    Hell even Lee VanCleef was better looking than Keith and thats saying something for a man specifically called Ugly in a movie. Its got to be all her Moms genes.

  2. Loki

    I thought Eli Wallach was the Ugly and Lee was the Bad. Am I the only person in the world who actually liked his ninja TV show “The Master”?

    And like the old saying goes, maybe her mom and the milkman have good genes.

    1. Jon Brooks

      You’re probably right Loki but I’m covered by the ‘old guy fuzzy memory clause’ on that one.

    2. John D

      I was a fan of that show too, Loki. The show also starred Timothy Van Patten, who is currently a writer/director/producer for HBO’s BOARDWALK EMPIRE. He started out as an annoying teen actor, but he grew up to be a pretty talented dude. Maybe there’s still hope for Ralph Macchio. Or not.

    3. formwiz

      No, I thought it was pretty cool, too.

      As for the young lady, remember, at some point in his life, Keith richards probably looked as human as you or I.

  3. Dr. Evil

    It’s like Frankenstein and a vampire having a kid and it being the Wolfman.

    I just realized a major plot hole in Munsters… LiiiiiiLLLLYYYY!!!!

    1. Jim Scrummy

      Yvonne De Carlo, in her prime was hawt… She looked mighty fine in the 10 Commandments with Chuck Heston.

      1. formwiz

        If you’ve never seen the pilot episode of “Bonanza” or the Duke Wayne movie “McLintock!”, you’ve never seen how gorgeous she really was. CB had her all corseted in and covered up.

  4. Jim Scrummy

    Luckily mom’s genes/dna kicked the crap out of Keith’s. Of course Keith’s genes/dna is probably easy to beat with 50+ years of debauchery. Still like the old stuff up to and including Tatoo You. After that their music is kinda meh. It’s the only music group of the baby boomer generation that I can stand (Beach Boys Pet Sounds album is the other) these days. Of course my generation still has to explain Boy George and Rick Astley? Wham?

  5. realwest

    Howdy Wyatt! Loved this thread, both (OK, mostly) for the photo and details of Alexandra Richards and the discussion of her father, Keith.

    Whether or not Keith did get a complete blood transfusion (twice) to get him off his heroin addiction or not, he has ALWAYS had that sort of ghastly, ghostly looking appearance, even as a young man.
    He once ventured out into the sunlight – to enjoy or try to enjoy- the sand and surf at an island resort.
    But, while sitting in the unfamiliar Sun, he got bopped on the head with a coconut. Nonetheless if you looked up “Rock and Roll” in the dictionary, there ought to be a photo of the Rolling Stones. Great, if mostly simplistic Rock and Roll. I’m glad that he found someone to bear his child and that she turned out to be so good looking!

  6. Wyatt Earp Post author

    Jon – Van Cleef was terrific in Escape from New York. Yes, I know it wasn’t his most famous film, but he was great.

    Loki – Wow, I remember that show!

    John D – But, but, Beer League! (Actually a funny film, despite Macchio.)

    Dr. Evil – Lilly was a hot piece of arse when she was younger. And alive.

    Jim – And don’t forget Prince. (Or whatever he’s calling himself these days.)

    Real – I’m proud to say I saw them in concert in the 90′s. One of the most talented bands of all time.

  7. Ingineer66

    At least she is not out telling the rest of us how to live or crashing her car in light poles and such. I am thinking Loki got it right with the milkman comment.

    1. Jim Scrummy

      Or that old dude from Jersey who can’t sing (never could), with his crappy music about Jersey. Sorry, just in a foul mood today about people telling me how to live my life…eff all of them.

  8. Jack Rackim

    Wait a minute, she is only 26 years old. When Keith was that age, he looked bad but no where near as bad as he does now. I say the jury is still out on his daughter. Let’s see how she looks in ten years

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