Taylor Wants Swift Action

Like most female country music stars, Taylor Swift is mind-blowingly hot. Sadly, she also goes through men like Ellen DeGeneres goes through AA batteries.

She addressed her male issues in an interview with Harper’s Bazaar, as well as how she likes men to treat her like the pig that she is. (Of course, that may not be exactly how she worded it.) To wit:

Taylor Swift, who recently split with Conor Kennedy, 18, has revealed to Harper’s Bazaar that it’s when a man fails to take the reins – or at least his share of them – that problems set in.

The frock loving country singer, who has also dated Taylor Lautner, Jake Gyllenhaal, Joe Jonas and John Mayer, also admitted that she loves feeling like a ’50s housewife in her beloved vintage finds.

She explained: “It needs to be equal. If I feel too much like I’m wearing the pants, I start to feel uncomfortable and then we break up.”

Well, there’s her problem; she apparently only dates guys who make Justin Bieber look like Jason Statham.

14 thoughts on “Taylor Wants Swift Action”

    1. John D

      A whore in sheep’s clothing? That’s a new one. I’d heard of whore’s dressing like Little Bo Peep, but not like one of her sheep. Must be a European thing.

  4. Jim Scrummy

    Well at least she was able to escape from a Kennedy, without too much harm? Since they kill their women or turn them into alcoholics.

    If she’s looking for a real man, maybe she needs to cowboy up? She is a Country & Western singer? I guess?

    All of her exes have that metrosexual ghey thing going for them, or angst thing, or pretty boy, or fill-in-the-blank d-bag thing.

    Nice boots, legs and pooper. Too skinny for me. Hey, where’s our Christina posting?

  5. Wyatt Earp Post author

    RAPH – *shudder*

    Sally Anne – She sells the wholesome look well, but she’s with a different guy every week. Ironically, if she was a guy, I’d be high-fiving her every… single… day.

    JT – And Friday is vodka in whiskey clothing. (I have no idea what that means.)

    Jim – And the bangs are atrocious. Get yourself a scrunchie, toots.

  6. Ferrell Gummitt

    Sorry Taylor, due to the pervasive leftist mind set that permeates the US of A, today’s “men” are indoctrinated to grow up as total girly men.

    Want a real man whom hasn’t been poisoned by the everybody-wins-touchy-feely-what’s-mine-is-mine-liberal-ideology? Start with men in their 40′s and that are far far away from the Hollywood Brainwash. My son is 8 and I am raising him not to be a girly man. Plenty of God, Guns and Meat. However, if you do want to date him you would have to pass the board of mom and dad. Dad’s first question would be “Who is Johnny Cash?” if you say “someone in the Payroll Department” you gone.

    1. Jim Scrummy

      Unfortunately, in our culture according the feminists and others, real men are not needed. So I guess I am a real man dinosaur, raising dinosaurs (my kids). I guess self-sufficiency, being responsible and accountable is not cool. I guess delayed gratification is not cool. So I guess I am not cool. Never was and never will be, cool.

  7. Mike47

    If she’s complaining about “wearing the pants” I’ve got a solution (no pun intended) for that…

  9. Wes S.

    On a more serious note, this quote of Wyatt’s might illustrate Taylor’s problem: “Well, there’s her problem; she apparently only dates guys who make Justin Bieber look like Jason Statham.”

    The problem with American celebrity culture – which seems to be the only place Taylor is looking for love, more fool her – is that just about all the “men” under 40 are more Bieberish than Stathamesque. Indeed, these days Hollywood apparently has to import their actual leading men from Europe (Statham, Til Schewiger, Daniel Craig) and Australia (Hugh Jackman, Russell Crowe).

    Probably explains why so many hot starlets date professional athletes, doesn’t it?

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