Does this look like a dirty, filthy skank to you? You’re looking for the answer “Yes.”
Miss Nevada 2012 came close to losing her crown after she reportedly posed for a crude photo with porn star Ron Jeremy, but the 26-year-old has been spared her title.
Jade Kelsall, who was the third runner-up in the Miss USA contest, posted a picture on her Facebook that showed her simulating a sex act while she hugged Mr Jeremy at a bar.
But far from dethroning Miss Kelsall, the Miss Nevada USA organization has shown its full support for beauty queen, standing behind her ’100 percent’ with no intention of removing her crown.
So it’s official: The Miss Nevada USA organization is run by horny guys.
Hmmm, maybe Ms. Kelsall stimulated…oh I mean simulated for the Miss NV organization? Awww hades, she did them, just to keep her crown and perks. It is Nevada, and I believe prostitution is legal. Girl’s gotta be skanky. I’d hit it (not that I would have a chance with her), even with all the plastique.
Another day, and Rome is still burning.
“The Miss Nevada USA organization is run by horny guys.”
Was there ever any doubt?
Sorry Wyatt – just had to post this:
Romney got ZERO votes in 59 Philadelphia voting divisions and Zero votes in 9 Cleveland precincts.
http://weaselzippers.us/2012/11/12/wow-romney-got-zero-votes-in-59-philadelphia-voting-divisions/
Pics or it didn’t happen…
Ron Jeremy?
Excuse me, please. I need to throw up.
God bless them. Every one.
Jim – Like Ike hits Tina Turner.
John D – Yeah, I guess there aren’t many pageants run by NOW.
GPC – I will contract the Hedgehog’s people.
Vicki – Oh, you would!
Dr. Evil – Thank you, Tiny Tim.
It is Harry Reid’s home state, after all.