If There’s A Bustle In Your Hedgehog…

Does this look like a dirty, filthy skank to you? You’re looking for the answer “Yes.”

Miss Nevada 2012 came close to losing her crown after she reportedly posed for a crude photo with porn star Ron Jeremy, but the 26-year-old has been spared her title.

Jade Kelsall, who was the third runner-up in the Miss USA contest, posted a picture on her Facebook that showed her simulating a sex act while she hugged Mr Jeremy at a bar.

But far from dethroning Miss Kelsall, the Miss Nevada USA organization has shown its full support for beauty queen, standing behind her ’100 percent’ with no intention of removing her crown.

So it’s official: The Miss Nevada USA organization is run by horny guys.

8 thoughts on “If There’s A Bustle In Your Hedgehog…

  1. Jim Scrummy

    Hmmm, maybe Ms. Kelsall stimulated…oh I mean simulated for the Miss NV organization? Awww hades, she did them, just to keep her crown and perks. It is Nevada, and I believe prostitution is legal. Girl’s gotta be skanky. I’d hit it (not that I would have a chance with her), even with all the plastique.

    Another day, and Rome is still burning.

  2. Wyatt Earp Post author

    Jim – Like Ike hits Tina Turner.

    John D – Yeah, I guess there aren’t many pageants run by NOW.

    GPC – I will contract the Hedgehog’s people.

    Vicki – Oh, you would!

    Dr. Evil – Thank you, Tiny Tim.

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